Daily Distraction: Why Didn't He Just Fly?
Beware of DUI season -- you may be faster than a speeding bullet, but not faster than a speeding cop. So be careful out there, because if you get pulled over, you definitely don't want to be pulled over wearing this.
At least he buckled his seat belt.
Mark "Cobrasnake" Hunter
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