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Buzz Words for Bonzo

L.A. Weekly

Presents:

 

Buzz Words for Bonzo

 

A Web Streaming Media Production

 

Plug-ins Required: Microsoft Windows Media Player or

RealMedia Real Video or Apple QuickTime

System Requirements: Pentium II 300 MHz or higher, Macintosh G3 or higher

Bandwidth Requirements: Broadband connection—cable modem, DSL, ISDN, T1

56K (thanks for your patience) 28.8K (thanks for the laugh)

 

 

Buzz Words for Bonzo

 

INT. MOGUL’S OFFICE — CIRCA 1935 — DAY

 

A 50ish MOGUL is sitting at his desk.

 

In a puff of cliché special effects, DotComGuy, 26, appears. He’s carrying a Sony VaIO laptop in one hand and a martini in the other.

 

DCG

I’m DotComGuy! I’ve come from the future! In the New Economy, digital distribution will have disintermediated entertainment consumption.

 

MOGUL

What the hell is this crap?

 

DCG

We will re-monetize pop culture!

 

MOGUL

For crissakes, how the hell do you make money?

 

DCG

Those plans are still being contextualized.

 

MOGUL

You have no goddamn idea, do you? And what in hell is an apple slice doing in your martini?


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