Photos by Anne Fishbein
At Lovey Dashs offices on Beverly Boulevard, its a regular dog-day afternoon. Her 1-year-old toy Chinese crested hairless, Zeuss, a tiny, oddly spotted creature with wild hair sprouting from the top of his head like an unruly exotic plant, is attired in an at-home lounging housecoat with fuzzy yellow dots and a banana accouterment. Among the dozens of designs filling the racks and overflowing in piles on the floor is a reversible smoking jacket with a real mink tail, a velvet tie-dyed shirt with sequins and orange rabbit-fur trim, and even a florid Gypsy Rose Lee ensemble. And those are just the outfits going to the dogs, as it were.
A former Hollywood costumer who worked on big-budget affairs like American Gigolo, Dash tapped into her poochie style when she went looking for clothes for Zeuss.
I was astounded, she recalls. All the stuff was the same. And there wasnt a lot to choose from. Id gotten married, had kids and retired from the movie business, and one day I was bored, so I went downtown and got a bunch of fabrics and began making one-size kiddie outfits and selling them out of my car. It didnt take long for me to realize that theyd work perfectly for Zeuss, too.Lola is wearing a tie-dyed stretch-velvet dress with dyed rabbit-fur trim.
And so a line was born: Roody Kazoody, the ultimate in woofer wear. Dash also designs clothes for two-legged creatures, large and small, under the Roody Kazoody label.
Since Zeuss goes everywhere with me, he has to have a lot of outfits, says Dash. He has an opera cloak in leopard velvet with his initial in black leather. He has a French striped shirt really good for Southern California because its light material and keeps the sun off him. He has a splendid red, white and blue coat for patriotic holidays, and he supports the troops with his camouflage. He has his spa outfits for spa day, like this beautiful blue terry-cloth robe with yellow-rose trim. And then, of course, you have tuxedo days, with collars and cuffs.Zeuss wears a Gypsy Rose Lee velvet leopard ensemble with red-wool fringe and a rose appliqué.
Dashs clothes fit extra-small to extra-large clients (although the bigger sizes are custom jobs). Bowser doesnt have to worry about showing up in the same outfit as another hound all ensembles are one-of-a-kind. The female-dog outfits are more fun, Dash enthuses, fondling a mauve lace teddy studded with magenta sequins. Its like dressing a little girl!
In case you think Dashs product is limited to the idle rich, the certifiably insane, or both, she says she sells to a lot of regular stores. Future plans include going full speed ahead with doggie boutique shows.
Dashs animal designs arent limited to canines, however. We dressed a hairless white rat for this years Academy Awards, she reminisces, with a certain amount of glee. He was the pet of this woman whose husband was up for best screenplay for that Nicolas Cage movie. We dressed him in a beautiful velvet leopard pouch that matched her dress. We even put his initial on the pouch, in leather studs.Left to right: Zeuss is in a stretch-lace dyed camisole trimmed in sequins; and Whimpy wears a graffiti tie-dyed stretch-lace camisole with sequin-flower appliqué and lace trim.
And does Dash have any observations about the most fashionable Chihuahua in the movies, Legally Blondes Bruiser?
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Excuse me, but Bruisers costumes have nothing on these, she sniffs. I mean, anybody can do a Chanel!
As for Zeuss, his clothes are the talk of the town. Everyone knows him, says Dash. He loves the bank its like, Zeuss is here to make a deposit hopefully its money!
Roody Kazoody is available at Maxwell Dog, 12332 Ventura Blvd., Studio City, (818) 505-8411; and at Chateau Marmutt, 8128 W. Third St., (323) 653-2062; or call the studio at (323) 951-1000.