Fortnight Lingerie's brilliant Super Sexy CPR viral video was all over the interwebs a few weeks ago. But before Fortnight's lingerie-clad models demonstrated the (sort of) proper way of giving chest compressions by locating the midpoint between nipples, there was another sexy CPR video. That one was by French Maid TV. Like any number of meandering foreign films, the French Maid version takes a while to get to the good stuff. But it has its charms.