Arrgh. It is not real! First there was the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag in which we learned the awesome power of the Star Wars fan with $99.99 worth of disposable income. Now this: a 2001 Space Odyssey Monolith Action Figure. Yup, it's not real either....or is it? If you get angry enough, those bastards at ThinkGeek may make it real.
Also for your
consideration frustration: The iCade (turns your iPad into an arcade game), Subdermal Programmable Tattoos, My First Bacon plush doll, and Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock.
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See their past years' April Fools products here.