Apparently an Aussie vagina is considered tidy only if the curtains, drapes and dresses are tucked neatly within the closet doors. So what does that mean for the millions of women whose closets are too full to close?
The saddest part is the fact that though beef curtains, floppy flaps and protruding clit bits may look untidy, those are the elements that help make an orgasmic vagina with no manual labor needed.
Remove the stuff that moves when you fuck and you remove the stuff that helps you come and come again while you're fucking.
Think your vag looks a hot mess? Before you call for a consultation, go have sex once or three times and then see how you feel down under.