Cami Secret Cleavage Cover

Sure, any woman could ask her boss to not give notes on a project while mouth-breathing four inches from her mammeries, but why bother defending yourself or finding a more attractive boss when you can spend 10 bucks on a sexy shred of fabric to stuff in your tits?

Though the Cami Secret isn't an entirely ridiculous idea -- ladies with large boobs [EDITOR'S NOTE: Hey ladies, what's that like?] know the irritation that an ill-fitting shirt causes, especially when attempting to tie a shoe or work in a law office. But I'd be more apt to opt for a burka than slip thong-like polyester to my bra straps to avoid ogling.
And anyhow, a little attention/groping/drooling from men-folk is kind of a self esteem boost, right ladies?