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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Sex & Music

A Brief History of the Blowjob in Pop Music

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Wed, Aug 29, 2012 at 8:30 AM

Flo Rida
  • Flo Rida
By Luke Winkie

Currently dominating charts, Flo Rida's "Whistle" recycles the wholesome Disney chorus "whistle while you work" as a blowjob instructional. Like many before him, Flo Rida enjoys receiving oral sex, and like almost as many, he has turned the practice into a popular song. Over the years, tracks discussing the "beej" have been performed in every era of pop. Chuck Berry was singing about his dick all the way back in 1972, and, while it's only gotten more misogynist from there, there's no denying that bjs are a huge and, dare we say, important part of popular music history. And so without further ado behold our brief, incomplete history of blowjobs in music.

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Friday, August 24, 2012

Friday, August 24, 2012

Sex & Music

Five Songs to Fuck to Tonight

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Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 10:08 AM

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See also: Five Songs to Make Love to Tonight

There are times you and the lucky person sharing your bed want to stare into each other's eyes and breathe "I love yous" -- and then there are times you want your face pressed into a pillow and your partner's eyes on your ass. For the latter instances, the last thing we want to hear is something sweet and gentle like one of the songs on our "making love" playlist.

Here, then, are five songs better suited to those nights you've turned your bedroom (or kitchen, or car, or ...) into a sauna. Grab a towel.

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Friday, August 17, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

Sex & Music

Five Songs to Make Love to Tonight

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Fri, Aug 17, 2012 at 12:00 PM

New Look
  • New Look
We all have that playlist, the sexy one we cue up as we turn down the lights. But lately, ours has gotten tired -- it's like when we go to the gym and know precisely how many songs we have left until our run's done. Our sex soundtrack? It's so bad we almost know what song will be on when we orgasm.

We dug around, then, and found five songs for you to spin next time you're in between the sheets. Because we're feeling more romantic than raunchy, we chose stuff to play when the mood is sweet rather than wild -- but we'll take care of your inner freak next week.

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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Thursday, May 3, 2012

L.A. Libido

5 Fap Worthy Album Covers

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Thu, May 3, 2012 at 9:00 AM
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Time to break out that sample size hotel lotion in your desk drawer and peep through these titillating album covers. In honor of last month's #RSD12, here are some horn dog examples of why you should pony down to your local indie music store and buy some vinyl. Or you can stay indoors -- on the internet, diddling. 

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Monday, April 30, 2012

Monday, April 30, 2012

Lists

5 Songs That'll Get You In the Mood & Probably Get You Laid

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Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 3:13 PM
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Having trouble achieving that hard-on? Need help lubricating your flower? Well, these songs can help! If you're into music as foreplay, here are some suggestions to add to your iTunes library. Chase strange, do the nasty, and don't forget to pay for your music!


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Monday, April 23, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Lists

5 Songs That Will Never Get You Laid

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Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 4:14 PM

I doubt this will work.
  • I doubt this will work.

Congratulations! You got your conquest to your bedroom! He or she is practically a done deal. All you need to do is pour a glass of wine/ whisky/ redbull and vodka and get them there clothes off!

Oh, and set the mood. You have to pick the perfect music to bone to.

Sure you can hit that Barry White CD. Or Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" will probably get you a whole lotta ass.

But just in case you're wonderin'...

Here are 5 songs that will for sure debone any dick and dry up any vag. Consider yourself warned:

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