Friday, July 20, 2012


While some dudes love it when women wear some of the kinkiest garb out there (think: lingerie, collars and corsets) others are just as turned on by simple and easy articles of clothing. What she might call casual, he might deem sexy as hell, and we're here to clue you ladies in.

Get ready to rock his socks! (Literally!)

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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Time to take my vitamins!
  • Time to take my vitamins!

It's hard to argue how an orgasm could NOT be good for anyone's health, so it's easy to believe that there are true-blue proven health benefits to having multiple O-faces in a day.

Sex with yourself is a stellar way to maintain mental health and sanity for obvious reasons -- you can have it as many times a day as you can find a semi-secluded area in which to do it. And the endorphin rush following that wave of ecstasy is enough to calm the nerves, soothe the soul, and flush your cheeks into a healthy post-auto-coital glow.

But did you know there are actual medical benefits to having an orgasm? Here are six good ones...as if you needed incentive to diddle yourself. (Or someone else.)

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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Treat yourself. On a budget.
  • Treat yourself. On a budget.
We love sex toys and we love fancy things, but most of us can't afford to spend top dollar on a luxury vibrator that may or may not get the job done. So we scoured the Internet and found the highest-quality mini vibes that pack major punch for a price tag that's under $30. (In no particular order.)

So for the price of dinner and a movie for one (we're rolling solo here) you can head to your local sex shop and check out these top picks. And for those of you without access to an adult store that doesn't make your skin crawl, bounce online and patronize a boutique that deserves your business -- we love The Pleasure Chest, Babeland, Coco de Mer, and Good Vibrations.

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Friday, July 13, 2012

Friday, July 13, 2012

Hints & Advice

Five Places to F*ck When It's So F*cking Hot

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Fri, Jul 13, 2012 at 5:00 PM

Who's ready to frolic?
  • Who's ready to frolic?

Perhaps you've noticed, it's really hot outside. Like, this fucking hot.

Temperatures are creeping into to the low hundreds throughout the United States with swampy bouts of humidity in all the places where that kind of shit happens. And while most civilized Americans are currently hunkered inside of their shaded, air-conditioned homes and offices, scurrying between temperature controlled environs like nervous mice and waiting to venture outdoors until after sundown, the rest of us poor savages are lying on the floors of our apartments in our underwear, (not even the nice ones), sitting in front of low-output fans, intermittently taking cold showers and sweating our collective balls off. It's gross and uncomfortable and clearly too toasty for intimate contact with another human being, lest both parties end up nearing a sex-induced heatstroke and scrambling for electrolytes.

With the national forecast proclaiming that "warm weather will continue to be the biggest story through the end of the work week," the maintenance of your sex life demands cool locales at which to get it on. We suggest:

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Monday, July 9, 2012

Get creative.
  • Get creative.

The Internet says that today is National No Bra Day, which makes total sense because last week was Independence Day and the following was devoted to the art of face sucking. July's holidays are prioritized, obvi.

And while the holiday's official Facebook page (which makes it a zillion percent legit) reads as though this day is in honor of unleashing breasts from oppressive lace, underwires and clasps, it's hard to believe that the idea was developed with Girl Power in mind.

Sidenote: 259,668 "attended" today on Facebook. I was not invited.

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Friday, July 6, 2012

I love July 6th.
  • I love July 6th.
Today is National Kissing Day (because we needed a calendar excuse to do it) and Craigslist, Facebook and OKCupid is teeming with wannabe worthy face-suckers to help you celebrate this post-Independence holiday.

But before you do, keep in mind that not all of you are the oral Casanovas that years of drunken mouth excavations have led you to believe. And it's understandable -- when you're wasted, or just waiting for the cab to arrive, odds are you aren't going to waste any time instructing your partner of how best you like to be licked...on your face.

But there are some serious kissing disasters going on every second of every day. And since some nympho decided to make today the official day to smooch your way to a better job, bf/gf, or discounted smog check, we thought it'd be helpful to alert you of potential tonsil hockey tragedies.

You know...so you don't do them. (You know who you are.)

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By now, everyone's heard of the cinematic wonder called Magic Mike. Based on the real-life experience of budding Hollywood star Channing Tatum, the film has filled movie theaters with women and gay men.

Understandably, the straight dudes who have seen the movie were likely stuck in misery watching with their significant others, hoping that the good deed of seeing the flick would lead to some magic in the bedroom.

However, fellas, as painful as it is for us to see a movie that on the surface seems to have zero intrinsic value for us, there are SOME things, if you look objectively, that we can take from this movie that can help us get laid.

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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Let your freak flag fly.
  • Let your freak flag fly.
On a day dedicated to freedom, (and hot dogs), nothing says "personal independence" like deliberately shunning decency laws and getting it on in public.

These national landmarks are ideal spots to celebrate USA day by setting off some personal fireworks (in your PANTS!) just out of sight from tourists and park rangers.

And isn't your right to do so what this holiday is all about?

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Monday, June 11, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

L.A. Libido

5 Surprisingly Sexy Professions You Might Want to Pursue

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Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Hello there, construction worker man.
  • Hello there, construction worker man.

Meet someone at the bar and first three questions are bound to include -- "what do you do?"  Let's take our imaginations a step further and rephrase - "what do you do IN BED?"

A compilation of professionals who might capture your carnal fancy.

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Monday, June 4, 2012

d4f (the kennel)
  • d4f (the kennel)
The Missed Connections section of Craigslist is a fascinating beast. Rife with genuinely sweet musings and ample romantic opportunity for individuals with enough time to weed through the legion of postings that appear there daily, this online destination can also be hella creepy. From bathroom lurkers to blatant horn dogs to the dude that saw you at the coffee bean and tried to follow you home on his bike but couldn't pedal fast enough, (thank God), there are ample missed connections that are best staying missed. Here are five of them.

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