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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Dating

How To Lose a Guy After the First Few Dates

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Thu, Jul 12, 2012 at 12:00 PM

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Ladies, sometimes without even knowing it, you can lose a guy in 5 minutes. Don't think this is possible and it's all hyperbole? Guess again. Men, though stereotyped on popular TV as cartoonish, ill-mannered, vile brutes, actually do have some standards when it comes to women. Here are a few you ways you can irritate and even lose your chance at a meaningful relationship with a man without even realizing you're doing it.

Paying for dinner on the first date: As much as we all agree that men and women should have equal rights, one thing that remains the same is chivalry. Under any circumstance, ladies, DO NOT pay for the first date. I don't care if the guy lost his wallet, got hit by a truck or is the most charming fella in the world, don't pay. Going into the first date, it's not only unwritten code, but obvious and courteous for a man to pay for a lady. If your date whips out the plastic or a wad of a cash, just be thankful instead of insistent. Being pushy about paying the first date's bill will send the wrong message.

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Monday, June 25, 2012

Monday, June 25, 2012

Do's & Don'ts

3 Places You Never Want to Get Caught Having Sex

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Mon, Jun 25, 2012 at 5:00 PM

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Let's get something straight: people love having sex. It doesn't matter how, where or when, folks love getting it on. That being said, there are some places where boning is not only considered a big no-no, but also could be mighty awkward if you get caught. Reference the scene in Woody Allen's 1972 classic, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask), as a blueprint, but we're going to take that a bit further. Here three places you would never want to get caught having sex.

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Friday, June 8, 2012

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It was a headline that read more like a refrigerator magnet poem than news to believe.

"Donkey Rape Spurs Tribal Massacre in Yemen"

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Monday, June 4, 2012

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  • d4f (the kennel)
The Missed Connections section of Craigslist is a fascinating beast. Rife with genuinely sweet musings and ample romantic opportunity for individuals with enough time to weed through the legion of postings that appear there daily, this online destination can also be hella creepy. From bathroom lurkers to blatant horn dogs to the dude that saw you at the coffee bean and tried to follow you home on his bike but couldn't pedal fast enough, (thank God), there are ample missed connections that are best staying missed. Here are five of them.

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Monday, May 21, 2012

This was not the immediate reaction of most of the mother's who received the chocolates.
  • This was not the immediate reaction of most of the mother's who received the chocolates.
A mother's day gift turned into a lesson in birds and bees-style anatomy for a group of children in Australia who were given erotic chocolates to give to their mums as Mother's Day gifts. The sweet treats came in assorted shapes including breasts, penises and couples having sex.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

No false advertising, here.
  • No false advertising, here.
The female cameltoe has become a much scrutinized and talked about cultural icon, popular among the exercise set, Wal-Mart shoppers and Coco, wife of Law and Order: SVU star, Ice-T.

My connection? I can remember vividly as a teenager, my mother cutting my too-tight jeans off my skinny frame and screaming at me, "Your crotch lips are showing!" in front of my horrified cousin and friends.

It took us half an hour to squeeze me into my Jordache's, and only seconds for that nut to free me from them with a set of fabric scissors. I lost my favorite pair of pants, and my pride that night, but I learned a valuable lesson in return... cameltoe is a no-no.

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Thursday, May 3, 2012

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I think if you ask someone during sex "Do you think you're going to come?" you should expect "Not now I'm not" to be the answer. Or another response might be, "Oh, I'm sorry; is this BORING YOU? Do you have someplace you need to be?" Because the question implies that you'd like whatever is transpiring to be over soon.

But a friend of mine had a more charitable take on it, saying, "I've said that to guys I'm blowing. That shit gets tedious." And she's right, it can get tedious. But personally, I consider asking for orgasm ETAs something you shouldn't actually say out loud. Whether such inquiries would anger or annoy you might depend on how sensitive you are, but there are other things said in the sack that aren't so open to debate in terms of appropriateness. And in terms of super-creepiness. I probed colleagues about the worst, most bonerkilling things they'd ever heard in bed. Here are some of our favorites from an informal poll:

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Dating

5 Things Guys Do That Can Turn Off a Woman Instantly

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Wed, May 2, 2012 at 5:00 PM

No floss, no mouthwash, no way.
  • No floss, no mouthwash, no way.
Ladies, you know that sinking feeling that comes when a guy with romantic potential suddenly pulls a move so unnerving that it eradicates all of your previously held feelings of warm attraction? Yeah, we know you do. These are the top five things men do (or don't do) that turn desire into simply a desire to run.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Play with these.
  • Play with these.

Ladies, if men's balls baffle you, you're not alone. I have no idea what to do with them, and I'm considered an expert in sex. They are so complex and mysterious to me, probably in the same way a female's breasts are to the men reading; no two sets respond, feel or look the same.

The male scrotum comes in so many different shapes and sizes -- even on the same guy! Each duo has its own sensitivity preference and pain threshold, so the trick for us chicks is to learn how to handle them without hurting them.

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Monday, March 19, 2012

Steer clear of those pretty nostrils.
  • Steer clear of those pretty nostrils.

I'll get right to the point: doing lots of coke might make you feel like a sex god, but all it'll end up doing is killing your boner -- and one dude went so far for an chemically enhanced experience that he lost his penis, legs and a few fingers to gangrene.

Still consider cocaine your go-to party drug?

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