Pretty Talk

5 Phallic Foods Men Love to Watch Women Eat. Slowly.

Comments (0)


Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 6:08 PM

click to enlarge superbad_penis_pics.jpg

A blowjob is a beautiful thing. Whether you're lying back on the receiving end or finagling your mouth/wrist/hand on the giving end, there's no denying that the image of a cock slowly entering an open mouth is sexy as hell.

Which is why it's inevitably eye-catching when a women enjoys one of several food items that, though refreshing and delicious to taste, are just as satisfying to watch from afar.

Cuz if we learned anything from watching "Superbad" eight times while our cable box was broken, it was this:

"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

Creepy? Probably. But whatev. Here are the phallic food items we recommend you watch out for:

1. Carrot

click to enlarge Don't bite down too hard.
  • Don't bite down too hard.

2. Banana

click to enlarge No condom necessary!
  • No condom necessary!

3. Ice Cream

click to enlarge Good luck cooling off with this treat.
  • Good luck cooling off with this treat.

4. Hot Dog

click to enlarge An American classic.
  • An American classic.

5. Popsicle

click to enlarge No words needed.
  • No words needed.

Related Content

Los Angeles Concert Tickets