Be honest. The thought of Lara Croft still makes you hard.
Video games are so ingrained in male culture that it was inevitable sex would become a driving force in the production process. Things started out fairly tame (and pixelated), but quite a bit has changed since the Atari 2600 was introduced in 1977. e-Sex will never be an adequate substitution for the real thing, but hey, it's all the fanboys have.
5. Custer's Revenge
Pixelated dong and breasts at its finest! Well, maybe not. Custer's Revenge was terrible as a game and the sex was never going to help anyone reach orgasm, but it was the first game of its kind.
Marketed as an adults-only game for the Atari 2600 by a company called Mystique, players guided General George Custer through the West. His mission: Have sex with as many Native American women as possible, while dodging arrows mysteriously falling from above.
The since-discontinued masterpiece of schlock is still one of the only games to actually shows the act of sex, but it's only worth seeing if you want a laugh.
4. Mass Effect
Now you can live out all your Captain Kirk fantasies! Well...at least the ones that involve bedding green women from another planet. In futuristic action role-playing game "Mass Effect" and sequel "Mass Effect 2," players can develop relationships with other characters that lead to sex. Even interspecies sex - which the good Captain was extremely fond of.
But "Mass Effect" sex is more build-up than payoff. The actual scene is just a quick montage of two naked characters in various stages of copulation. Still, the game does give you the opportunity to boldly go where no man has gone before.