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I Am a Reverse Coyote: Smuggling Food Tourists Into Tijuana

Tijuana is the new culinary media darling, but this writer has been smuggling food tourists there for years

It's after 11 p.m. on a Friday night and I've just arrived at Tijuana's Mision 19 to meet with Damien Cave, a New York Times writer and former Iraq War correspondent, for a weekend food tour of Tijuana (his write-up was just published in Food and Wine). Cave and his wife are finishing up a phenomenal dinner of Baja cuisine; I join in to help polish off a bottle of wine, and we decide to call it a night. Over the next 48 hours we would hit iconic Tijuana street-food joints and contemporary dining spots all over the city at a gut-busting pace — 10 stops in all. As it has done with those who came before, Tijuana leaves Cave with a lasting impression of the depth of its cuisine, its stark contrasts and its stimulating urban setting.

In the past three years, Tijuana has become a food-media sensation, as television chefs Andrew Zimmern and Rick Bayless, along with The New York Times, The New Yorker and the New York Post, have come to Tijuana to cover the dining scene. The week after our prodigious eating tour of 10 restaurants in two days, Anthony Bourdain and his crew pulled into town to shoot his shows No Reservations and The Layover.

A reverse flow of border-jumping foodists now are desperate to get into Tijuana to try real carne asada for the first time in their lives; to sample sea urchin cocktails, smoked marlin and manta ray tacos from a street vendor; and to hit up Tijuana's upscale Zona Rio for grilled Kumamoto oysters topped with crumbled chicharrones, or sopes of abalone chorizo. I am their coyote, a human-smuggler for those seeking food opportunities abroad. My instructions are simple: no fanny packs or flip-flops, no Hawaiian shirts, and bring something nice to wear for going out at night.

On the surface, Tijuana is that den of iniquity celebrated in Manu Chao's party anthem "Welcome to Tijuana." It's Las Vegas with teeth. But if you make it past its notoriously seedy membrane, this border town has a street-food culture that ranks among the best in Mexico and some of the best fine dining in North America — and it's been this good for decades.

I first went to T.J. in the late 1980s — during my college years — for nights filled with Avenida Revolución bars and $2 beers. But it wouldn't be until I read Barbara Hansen's "A Surprising Taste of Tijuana" in the Los Angeles Times in 2002 that I knew there was something more. I had a copy of the article but damn if I didn't misplace it. Then, while visiting my grandmother in Stockton, I came across the same story running in the local paper, the Stockton Record. I jumped in my car and drove straight to Tijuana, where I first dined at the Mexican haute-cuisine standard, La Diferencia; smoked some Cuban cigars at the Villa del Tabaco; and made it down to chef Martin San Roman's Rincon San Roman — all Barbara Hansen picks. Back then the only people who crossed the border were cholos and San Diego college kids; all they ever ate were bacon-wrapped hot dogs.

At first I shared my discoveries with friends. They'd heard about Baja but were mostly confused when I suggested we hang out in Tijuana. "Tijuana? Really?" they'd say. "Is it safe? Is there anything good there?" I always had to convince them to give it a chance.

Tijuana has always been unsafe — though as unsafe as any big city. In my 20s, the bribes paid to bent cops were a constant annoyance, and things were tense with the drug war in early 2010. But today Tijuana is a model of order during the current crisis, and even the crooked cops seem to be mostly leaving tourists alone.

We dined at the various upscale restaurants in the Zona Rio frequented by the local yuppies. My comrades were always surprised by the wealth and style of the Tijuanenses. A friend from Boston couldn't get over it. "What do all these people do?" he asked.

After I began blogging in 2007, the foodist crowd started hitting me up about Tijuana. Food fans, bloggers and Chowhounders from L.A. and San Diego met me down there, which was always a gamble — being stuck in Tijuana with some nutty food geek. It used to be dinner, some cigars and then taking in Tijuana's nightlife; now it was food crawls. I'd take them to the red light district for chicken neck tacos and they would just flip. Streetwalkers, hustlers and gabachos borrachos (drunk Americans) were all visible from the inner sanctity of the taquería — it's a true multisensory experience. The progression is necessary, to see Tijuana from an iconic vendor in the loud, gritty Zona Norte all the way to the fine dining zone.

At one point I took a dining group of mostly middle-aged women from L.A. to tour Tijuana. These were the kind who might be attending a tea service or visiting a honey farm, yet here they were in Tijuana crowding around a vendor on Avenida Revolución for street churros. They couldn't believe how amazing the street food was, and many had never experienced Mexican fine dining. Then we ran into some trouble: There was practically a mutiny because I hadn't included a coffee stop before the long ride to the first eats of the day. To this day, one woman from that trip won't even look at me.

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Silver Reyn
Silver Reyn

Cultured Mexican-Americans from SD have also been dining and hanging out in Tijuana for a while now too- it wasn't just cholos and SD college party kids. I spent many of my weekends down in Tijuana in the 90s because I saw everything you have mentioned here. I have always thought there was something special and unique about the city and have taken visitors from around the world to see the "other" Tijuana. Interestingly, they are always impressed and wonder why Americans don't know about this aspect of the city.

Pasadena catering
Pasadena catering

One of the best slogan used by the restaurant more for less.Those restaurants used this slogan they actually serve the best.

BruinBelle
BruinBelle

Delish Writeups! But, @BillEsparza: "..Rachael Ray. Only when she comes to town will this have truly entered the mainstream.." RachelRay?!?..u LOST us there Bill !!

Bill Esparza
Bill Esparza

You'd better believe it miss BruinBelle--Rachael Ray! It's gonna happen.

Don Williams
Don Williams

Interesting article. What's the wait to cross the border northbound?

Bill Esparza
Bill Esparza

Hello Don--it depends. When I just go to Tijuana I walk across and coming back is easy--less than 30 minutes. I've crossed by car in as little as 30 minutes, but I'd the average wait time driving is around 1.5 hours.

Aj_js
Aj_js

You can also find "pescuesos" chicken necks on City Terrace Dr, / Pomeroy the "Gourmet" catering truck used to be on 1st / Eastern St. in East Los Angeles.

Bill Esparza
Bill Esparza

I went to a truck that had chicken necks on Whittier. I believe they claim to be doing Tijuana style chicken neck tacos.

Robt
Robt

Thanks for the great piece on a city with some truly outstanding food (Mexican and otherwise) that sadly goes under-reported, eclipsed by the city's myths and dubious rep. ("Is it safe to go there?" Is it safe to go anywhere, really?) It's also inspiring to read a Mexican pop interest story in the Weekly that wasn't penned by someone whose cloying style, tired racial positioning and need for attention consistently gets in the way of the writing. It's long overdue.

Looking forward to a lot more from you. And thanks again. You're a breath of aire fresco.

Bill Esparza
Bill Esparza

Reality Check-Actually, the Chinese, Japanese, and just about any other cuisine besides Mexican is better in LA. But, Tijuana does have better Venezuelan and Argentine. Yes amigo, the Mexican is better in Mexico, the French is better in France, the Bora Boran in better in Bora Bora, etc. Don't have a meltdown: travel.

Eddie Lin
Eddie Lin

Vegas with teeth. That's right! Nice work, Bill!

Linda
Linda

In spite of his conceit, lots of us have been going to Tijuana for many years. And, yes, it can be dangerous in some areas, his rather blithe dismissal of this is an indication of someone who chooses to ignore reality. I feel safer in Tijuana than many other cities, but I pick the areas, I don't wander blindly.

Bill Esparza
Bill Esparza

Dear Linda- "In spite of his conceit, lots of us have been going to Tijuana for many years" This really doesn't make sense, nor does your entire comment. Yes, many have been going to Tijuana for years, but the article isn't just about just going to Tijuana. In big cities, we all "pick the areas" to wander depending on our individual comfort zones. I do lightheartedly dismiss the dangers of tourists going to Tijuana,though. Asi es.

Dear Ajo insipido-Por supuesto, Gustavo Arellano is my compadre.

Brother Eddie Lin-Thanks!

Nizajand
Nizajand

I'm a Tijuana Local and these are some places you definetely should try:

Breakfast/Brunch:-- Chilaquiles Omelette at Cafe de la Flor (Plaza Rio, Otay or Ave Sonora Chapultepec)-- For classic mexican breakfast La Espadaña

Street Food:-- Tortas carne asada at Washmobile (several locations in TJ)-- Shrimp and Fish tacos at Tacos Jr. (several locations in TJ)-- Sashimi at Otto's grill (Best Sashimi ever) (Located in lomas de agua caliente close to Instituto Mexico)-- Best Carne asada tacos are Taqueria Hipodromo-- Best Bananna agua fresca is Tacos San Cosme-- Best Orchata with Coconut water agua fresca is Mariscos Sinaloa in Colonia Hipodromo

Fine Dinning:-- Mexican/Spain Fusion: Casa Plascencia (try de arroz negro)-- International/Regional Fusion: Mision 19 -- Italian: Saverious-- Historic International: Caesars (Revolution street where caesar salad was invented)-- Asian/International: Tabule-- Mexican cuts/steaks: Rodeo or La Leña-- Fancy Pizzerias: El taller or Hornero

These are only a few of the many good places to eat in TJ from a street taco to fancy resutaurants, you can't go wrong, ENJOY!!

Bill Esparza
Bill Esparza

Fantastic list Nixajand, and yes Rae, there's more to Tijuana than just food.

Rae
Rae

A very cool gallery down there, too, in the Colonia Federal arts district by the border: La Casa Del Tunel. Community of artists there doing wonderful things to the houses.

Reality Check
Reality Check

So sick of this guy's attitude. Nothing in LA is as good as Mexico. Angelenos are a bunch of nutty food geeks. His disdain is palpable, yet folks just lap it up.

agliopiccante
agliopiccante

He likes to make fun of white people, along with his compadre Gustavo Arellano.

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

What a pathetic loser to bring my name up when there's no reason—Tube8 freeze up on you? Bill doesn't make fun of white people, nor do I; we only ridicule morons such as yourself. Toodles!

Lance
Lance

I was going to ask what Tub8 is then I searched the interwebs,. Nothing like ESPN8 "the ocho".

Ted
Ted

food blogger invents tijuana in foodie shocker. sigh. it's nice to know eaters now have egos to compete with musicians and actors.

Guest
Guest

cool article Bill...no mention of Montezuma's revenge though... ;)

Bill Esparza
Bill Esparza

Thanks, Tom. Well, I don't think Moctezuma ever got any revenge, but believe Montezuma's revenge is strictly for Cabo party animals on a Cuervo Gold, nachos, and Corona diet.

Julio GG
Julio GG

How about a reverse tour. West Hollywood, BH, Westwood and the Beach eats, haunts and famous clubs for the TJ ers. bajajulio@gmail.com

 
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