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Twelve Tales of Sexual Mortification

Angelenos cough up their most embarrassing sexual moments, and a whole lot of blood, puke and piss

The fart gave him a phobia for a while. Adrian considers himself versatile — he can be either top or bottom. But for a long time, he worried about not being a good bottom. He decided he'd "just top" for a while. He sighs. "There's so much to know about gay sex," he says.

Adrian is 21 now, a psychology major at Cal State Northridge. His boyfriend is 18. "He got a little dirty down there," says Adrian of their last sexual encounter. "We were in the moment and being passionate with each other. And he got self-conscious."

"What about the smell?" the boyfriend asked him, after they'd come. He got really quiet. He turned away. Adrian bent down, looked him in the eye.

"Don't be embarrassed. It happens. I didn't stop because I was connecting with you. It didn't matter," Adrian told him. "I've been where you are."


See more from L.A. Weekly's Sex Issue: "Condoms Suck," "The Swingers' Story: How Two Married People Found True Love While Swapping Partners," "10 Condom Reviews for the Well-Endowed Man," and "9 Best High-Tech Vibrators to Buy for Your Valentine, Reviewed by our Experts."

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