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But his flock thought his commie revelation sucked, so he put the blueprints in storage.

Prominent modern Mormons – like Glenn Beck and Romney -- have since had revelations of their own. They assert that what Smith was really trying to say is that Mormons should give all their money to very large corporations, whose excess divinity would eventually trickle down to everyone else.

Most Mormons today prefer the revised prophesy.

So should we hate these guys or not?

Your call. Mormons may be lesser perverts than Catholics, and not nearly as mean as the Baptists. But if Romney declares martial law and forces you to get naked with a squadron of babushka ladies, don’t come whining to us.

As Rev. Jeffress might counsel, the wise man always hates first and asks questions later – if only to stay on the right side of Jesus.

 

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Jeff in SoCal
Jeff in SoCal

All true, documented from LDS sources. What it doesn't say is more shocking. One of the church presidents stated their belief that "as man is God once was, as God is man may become"! God was once a man and Mormon males can become gods and rule over their own planet. Christian? I think not.

KCSM
KCSM

I cant believe they let you write for this paper! That is some shaddy journalism, to say the least!

Harrymurkin
Harrymurkin

Remove the m right from the middle , and its MOR ONS !

Eri711
Eri711

What an irresponsible article. It does nothing but seriously misguide readers. A good example of how easily the media can misinform the public. Definitely shallow and definitely NOT helpful.

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Fred
Fred

A nation born for religious tolerance, no longer tolerates religion.

Grumpy Old Guy
Grumpy Old Guy

In an article highlighting a lack of religious tolerance, you mock the religion that is not being accepted? Just for the sake of being snarky? It gets old.

 
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