The result is, inevitably, a strange mélange: a glossy Puerto Rico tourism infomercial mashed up with some Mad Men fashions, a couple of anachronistic "psychedelic" scenes tipping the (Panama) hat to Gilliam's Vegas phantasmagoria, and confused ranting against "bastards" and The Man — a little ridiculous coming out of the mouth of a man who profit-participates with Disney and owns a freaking island. True to the novel and to Thompson's real-life attitude during his late-1950s sojourn, Puerto Ricans are either inscrutable or comedic foils; when the Depp/Thompson character sets one local's face on fire, it's played for laughs. And yes, they did include the "interracial gangbang" (though offscreen — the film, and Depp, are strangely chaste). Inserted for intentional offensiveness 50 years ago, in 2011 it feels shockingly bad, not in a racist, exploitative way but rather in a Lambada: The Forbidden Dance–reminiscent way. "Hunter was a genius," Depp wrote in 2007 for the introduction to the Gonzo oral bio, "who revolutionized writing in the same way that Marlon Brando did with acting, as significant, essential and valuable as Dylan, Kerouac and the Stones."
Depp is sincere in his adolescent worship for Thompson's myth, going all the way to justifying the writer's suicide as a heroic act. The image of an old guy shooting himself in a bleak Colorado ranch shortly after the bitter disappointment of George W. Bush's second, incontestable re-election, unable to cope with the horror of aging or to complete a second great work, is rewritten at the end of Depp's Rum Diary into an allegorical Viking funeral.
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp in The Rum Diary
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But Depp's passion-project homage, which has him reciting invectives against squares in stoned, poetry-slam tones over footage of sunny locales, is less a tribute to Thompson than to the actor's own bohemian billionaire sense of cool. In contrast, Bill Murray's Gonzo avatar in 1980's Where the Buffalo Roam got to the core of the writer's sad neuroses, with a kind of sympathy that is antithetical to the Hollywood rebel continuum — Brando, Hopper, Nicholson, Penn and, of course, Depp — a coterie of cool that Thompson himself always sought for his alt version of the Rat Pack.
The cold truth is that, while Thompson might have been touched by Depp's reverence, he also knew deep down that the closest he'd ever come to genius was "the Vegas book." Everything else, and particularly this piece of literary juvenilia that so impressed his latest Hollywood buddy, was just a lot of work, and often a lot of disappointment.
"I had always been an observer," Thompson wrote in The Rum Diary. "One who arrived on the scene and got a small amount of money for writing what he saw and whatever he could find out by asking a few hurried questions. Now I felt for the first time in my life that I might get a chance to affect the course of things instead of merely observing them. I might even get rich; God knows, it seemed easy enough."
It wasn't. Still isn't.