AXIS OF AWESOME: We're more famous than Bruce but less famous than Dave ... about the same amount of famous as Craig, you know Craig ... the guy who got caught with the wombat at the premiere of The Dingo Diaries.
There's only two of them and there's two and a half of us that's a significant difference. We can also breathe underwater and are superior in most forms of martial arts and knife-based combat. Also, whilst we both sing comedy songs, we don't sing the same songs. We're also a bit more rock & roll. We smash guitars, start fires and stand up when we perform.
So, let's pretend that Kevin & Bean's April Foolishness already happened. How was the show? Any backstage gossip?
It was the greatest experience of our career. My favorite part was the time travel and the free gold for everyone. Also, fans will be pleased to know Jim Jeffries only suffered burns to 70 percent of his body. His legs are fine.