You bet everything is terrible, so join in on the misery at Everything Is Terrible's Everything Is Festival, where the best of the worst in film/video gets the public screening it so richly doesn't deserve. The feature film this time is 1987's Deadly Prey, a plot-mismanaged hybrid of Battle Royale and Rambo, about a mercenary training facility in the habit of kidnapping civilians to use as human targets. But when they pick up mulleted ex-mercenary Mike Danton, the hunters become the hunted and the bloodbath is on! Demises include knifings, spearings, impalings, and bludgeoning via one's own severed arm. Preceding the movie: "Schrab & Harmon's Found Crap III," an essential collection of serendipitous awfulness.
Tue., Feb. 8, 8 p.m., 2011