This just in from Dr. Gene Rothman of Culver City, tongue squarely in cheek: "Although I am encouraged by the Arizona governor's stance opposing illegal aliens, I fear she is not going far enough. As an avid birder who sometimes goes to Arizona, I have noted that some Mexican bird species are taking up residence and using resources that rightfully belong to our native species.Mexican Bluejays (Grey-Breasted Jays for the politically correct), most Hummers (Hummingbirds) and Elegant Trogones are a few that come to mind.
"I demand that law enforcement officers be given authority to trap these illegals for deportation back to Mexico. I personally do not favor shooting them, at least not until a third-strike offense is documented. Yours for keeping our part of the planet patriotic and pure. [Signed:] A Red-White-and-Blue Birder!"