Buster Keaton's got to get married, stat, if he wants to collect a $7 million inheritance. For this special Valentine's Day screening of the 1925 silent, you can get cozy in a two-person couch ($25), three-person couch ($35, kinky!) or $15 solo seat.
Sun., Feb. 14, 6 p.m., 2010
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