MEAT, DON'T PHALLUS ME NOW

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If you are the parent of a young male child, you know the permutations "it" can take. And by "it" we mean the penis. Or, as this handy 1982 Larry Flynt Stylebook suggests, "dingaling, dipstick, dong, skin flute, joy knob, love muscle, peter, phallus, prick, pud, salami, schlong, wee-wee, baloney pony, little Elvis." Yes, dick lovers, it's the return of Puppetry of the Penis, The Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami. A new cast -- found after a nationwide search and called "the finest young talent in the history of the production" -- will display their "amazing concentration, astonishing stamina, an unbelievable stretch factor and remarkable level of testicular fortitude." They still do the old faves, including the Pelican, the Windsurfer, the Eiffel Tower and the Hamburger. For adults only.
Wednesdays, Thursdays, 8 p.m.; Fridays, Saturdays, 7 & 9:30 p.m.; Sundays, 5 & 7:30 p.m. Starts: Feb. 17. Continues through March 28, 2010