Dear L.A. Weekly
"If I take my 8-year-old son to The Sound of Music Sing-Along at the Hollywood Bowl, will it make him turn gay? I've always loved that movie, and he seems to enjoy singing along to 'So Long, Farewell,' but I am worried that the sight of men dressed as nuns or wearing too-tight lederhosen while singing ‘How do you solve a problem like Maria' could be the pivotal moment he one day looks back on as the moment he knew that he . . . well, you know, liked musicals." – Do-Re-Me-Uneasy
The show is sold out. Stay home with your little lonely goatherd.
Sat., Sept. 26, 6 p.m., 2009