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MAKE US LAUGH, FUNNY BOY! 

Thursday, Sep 10 2009
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"Scientists think they may have found a cure for the common cold. So far they have only tried it with rats, so they don't know if it will work with people. My feeling is, if it just works with rats, that's good enough for me. What's creepier than a rat? A rat with a hacking cough. What's that sound in the wall? Is that a rat reaching for a rodent-sized bottle of nasal decongestant?" --Andy Kindler
Fri., Sept. 11, 8:30 p.m., 2009
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