"Strange being an older first time father. Here I am having a baby when all of my friends are already sending their kids off to rehab.
When it came to baby proofing our house, we saved money by inviting our
alcoholic friend over. We just got him liquored up and then followed him
around the house to see what he got hurt on. We then removed those items
and it only cost us a fifth of Grey Goose."
Fri., June 26, 8 p.m.; Sat., June 27, 7 & 9:15 p.m., 2009