L.A. WEEKLY: Who do people say you look like?
You're looking really hip these days who did your makeover?
What makeover? My hair is naturally striped. If you look at my wardrobe on Blue Collar One, and what I was wearing last night, you'll see they match.
What do you do all day when on tour?
Golf during the day and live rock & roll at night. Life ain't bad.
What's your favorite medication?
Do you give money to homeless people?
Not really anyone's business who I give money to, but yes, I do.
What is your definition of happiness? Are you happy now?
The absence of sad. I'm not sad now. I've got the Klonopin, remember?
Who would you like to play you in the story of your life?
What would cause you to quit comedy?
If people quit laughing after I say something.
What are your favorite things to do when in L.A.?
Leave for Santa Barbara.