"Ladies and gentlemen start your mustaches! It's time to pour on the Rogaine, sprinkle some Chia powder and ... let the mustaches rain down from heaven! Get ready for the Burt Reynolds 'No Bunny Does It Better' Dodgeball Tournament & Mustache Expo. This is a MANDATORY MUSTACHE EVENT for ladies, boys and lady-boys played with 'No-Sting' balls (our Stay Puft style). The winning teams gets super-sweet prize packages. Other prizes will also be handed out for best stache, team concept, and Burt's doppleganger."
What else do you need to know? Okay, here: It's put on by the Los Angeles Dodgeball Society. There are two divisions (Cannon Bunny Run [Recreation Divison] and Smokey and the Bunny [Advanced Division]); eight teams per division; 12 people per team. Mustaches will be for sale at the event.
Sun., April 12, noon, 2009