Do you find this funny? "I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic. I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'" How about this? "My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she likes to call it, 'pregnant.'" Then you'll love Jim Gaffigan. See how that works?
Sat., Nov. 8, 7 & 11 p.m., 2008