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Feed Me! Carnivorous Plants and the Bloody-Fingered People Who Love Them

"Theoretically you could raise a plant entirely on human blood . . . "

One hot afternoon in Alhambra, the Los Angeles Carnivorous Plant Society’s monthly meeting comes to order and insects across the city tremble with fear. It’s dark in the room at the Chamber of Commerce, with a slight musky odor. Is it the people or the plants? Or perhaps the couple of dogs snoring through the slideshow? Lord knows the venus flytraps would eat those Chihuahuas — and kittens, too — if given half the chance. The guy at the projector scrolls through photos of quaking bogs, bladderworts, sundews, a man paddling through a lake on an inflatable raft, struggling to snap a shot of a carnivorous plant growing on a floating log. People “oooooh” and “aaah” and shout out things like, “Tell us about the Pinguiculas if you would.”

A few have even brought in their plants for show-and-tell, like the guy sitting two seats down from me, who’s lugged in a massive, testicular-looking pitcher plant swathed in red fur.

Anyone can join the Society. A willingness to talk, share, learn, live and breathe carnivorous plants is all that’s required. People become known for the type of plant they’re drawn to after a while. One fellow, Art, likes to grow plants as big as he can get ’em. Ivan Snyder, or Dr. Frankensnyder to his friends, likes to make mutations and cross breeds. He’s the mad scientist. One of the founding members of LACPS, he is known for creating the plant cultivar called “Ivan’s Paddle,” a green sundew with leaves shaped like canoe paddles. It’s small enough to fit inside a shot glass. Cultivars are trendy right now in the carnivorous plant world.

“It’s a cute little plant,” says Dr. Frankensnyder, admiring his handiwork. “Here you can see where the leaf is turned over.”

A woman sighs, “I love when they do that.”

Discussion turns to flies, a perennial favorite among Society members. “Do you feed one leaf at a time?” someone asks. “Meaning, on one plant, would you only put one fly on one leaf?”

“Do you feed the flies dry?” asks someone else.

“I don’t feed the flies at all,” Dr. Frankensnyder quips.

“You wet it, then feed it,” another member advises.

“But don’t get the flies wet or you’ll get all kinds of mold growing in there,” someone cautions. “You can get sick from sniffing it.”

“Don’t be sniffing your dried flies, guys!” still another knowledgeable member of the society chimes in.

Clearly this is a world that deserves further digging. I decide to talk to two of the society’s prominent members to learn more.

 

The Mad Scientist

Dr. Frankensnyder lives in a small one-bedroom apartment in Inglewood, a sparsely furnished bachelor pad that he rents from the family of one of the other Carnivorous Plant Society bigwigs, Ed Read, who manages the greenhouse at Cal State Fullerton. Dr. Frankensnyder lives a simple, unmaterialistic life; he’s 48 years old but already retired, having burnt out on being a vet (“my specialty was euthanasia,” he says) and a lab worker. Today he’s wearing khaki shorts, flip-flops and a gray T-shirt. In the bedroom, among the many other plant specimens and mementos of the places he’s traveled, there is a framed photograph of him as a strapping adolescent with a 25-pound lobster big as a house cat (he caught it himself) pressed to his bare chest. He still looks mostly the same as in that photo — tall, tanned, gangly, with short brown hair and intense blue eyes. Somewhere down the hall of the apartment building, the neighbors are blasting rap music.

Otherwise, it’s just him and his plants. The tiny collection of tiny, tiny plants lives on a metal shelf hooded by fluorescent tube lights. Each plant sits in its own plastic condiment cup. Beneath are all of Dr. Frankensnyder’s accouterments: microdissection forceps, tweezers, magnifying glasses, a jug of distilled water, a plastic tube crawling with sterile wingless fruit flies. Snyder raises the flies to feed his plants.

“I humanely kill a fruit fly and cut its butt off.” He grabs a fly by the head with tweezers and squeezes it against his thumbnail. Half the fly continues to move. “See? It’s dead, but it doesn’t know it yet.” The butt tips are, Snyder says, “the most nutritious part of the insect.” He knows this because he’s run experiments on the topic; it’s a concept I don’t fully grasp but am willing to take on faith. “That’s my real passion,” he says, “science.”

Each day, he comes home, sits down and studies his rows of plants. It’s surprising that a guy who’s such a big a deal in the carnivorous plant world prefers the cheapest ones. “It’s hard to explain why,” he says. “The very valuable ones are rare and protected in nature.” He examines one plant under a magnifying loupe, delicately removing a desiccated fly clinging to its leaf.

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  • lateral 09/17/2008 8:05:00 AM

    I for one am sick of news stories. articles like these are much better. best thing i've read in this godforsaken publication in a long time.

  • autacoidmd 09/15/2008 3:52:00 AM

    Another amusing trip to Gendy's whimsical wonderland where the boundary between normalcy and strangeness blurs.

  • southseasmama 09/14/2008 11:53:00 AM

    Pretty quirky stuff. I think I'm scared to attend the meeting now. Is this someone's column? It's written like a column, not a news story.

  • hominid 09/13/2008 9:30:00 AM

    Great article! I always love to see CP growers revealed in the media, and with the unique qualities we all have. A passion for science, nature, oddities, and loupe-using curiosity, with a penchant for mild to obsessive obsession. BTW: in many places in California along the coast it's possible to grow almost all of the temperate species outdoors. I've never fed mine, never kept them in tanks, and always let let them breathe fresh air. To me there's something kind of sad about a Dionaea or Drosera in a light box taking scraps, and having their dead leaves, and leftover meals removed. These things are healthy for the plants and attract more insects, even if it makes them less appealing at plant shows. Anyway, I'm glad to see more growers, young and old everywhere.

  • Daryt Frank 09/13/2008 12:51:00 AM

    CHIHUAHUAS!?!?!? CHIHUAHUAS?!?!?!? I'll have you know my Jack Russell Terriers, Faye Wray and Lilly, are very offended at such an egregious mistake of identity and demand an immediate correction!

  • Julia C R Gray 09/12/2008 8:00:00 PM

    Loved the article, felt like I was catching up on old friends. The group enthusiastically participated in a North San Diego event at Quail Botanical Gardens in 2003. Their specimens were fantastic, the members knowledgeable and fun. They�re a group worth joining if you are anywhere near LA. May their plants never go hungry.

  • teresa tedesco 09/12/2008 6:44:00 PM

    thank you. that was extremely interesting. I didn't know too much about carnivorous plants. now, I feel I feel I have a wealth of info.

  • Stephen Bloom 09/12/2008 11:41:00 AM

    Thanks for this article. Carnivorous plants are cool and all, but do you know if there is a cat club I can join?

  • juniper lee 09/12/2008 11:29:00 AM

    I LOVE this article. LOVE it. makes me want to join the society and start up my own collection of carnivorous plants. thankyou.

  • kevin p 09/11/2008 7:27:00 AM

    This article was very eloquent. I felt like I was there with those evil heathen plants. I like the mention of the drippy vampire font, which I assume is related to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. For some reason, the Houston Rockets chose to steal that font.

 

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