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Sunny and Mild: Getting to Know Our Fair-Weather Friends of Local News

Or, how Ted Turner saved Dallas Raines from network hell

Weathercasters in Los Angeles take a lot of flack. How tough a job can it be when every day here seems to be 72 degrees and sunny with zero-percent chance of rain? To those who’ve been caught without an umbrella in an unexpected downpour, predicting the weather can feel more like voodoo science than the “technical art” KNBC’s Fritz Coleman knows it really is.

Kevin Scanlon

When it Raines . . .
Kevin Scanlon
When it Raines . . .
Head turner: Elita Loresca
Kevin Scanlon
Head turner: Elita Loresca

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When it Raines . . .

Kevin Scanlon

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Head turner: Elita Loresca

Kevin Scanlon

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The entertainer: Mark Thompson

Yet L.A.’s weather personalities also get a lot of love. We welcome them into our living rooms night after night, and wake up to their cheerful advice about whether we’ll need a sweater to face the day.

But few of us realize that a tremendous amount of both science and communication skills goes into forecasting the weather. We in Los Angeles live in what Coleman, arguably the most gifted communicator of the bunch, calls a “geographic irony,” where a desert nestles up against an ocean, where nine microclimates mean that two feet of snow on Mount Baldy can co-exist with roses blooming in Huntington Beach, and where drizzling is major, insanity-inducing weather. On paper, it seems like it shouldn’t work, but it does. And since weather largely moves from west to east, our local weathercasters are the country’s advance guard, prophets of sunshine and the storm. Phoenix, Cincinnati, New York, New Orleans all look to us to see what the wind will bring.

The senior weathermen of our local evening newscasts have longevity and represent the continuity of our lives. They are concise, funny, smart and sincere but never condescending. Condescending is a deathblow to a weather forecaster, who must appeal to as wide a segment of the population as is humanly possible. That this audience both demands of and lambastes them for a softer, more easily digestible presentation — the shrinking of the American attention span is no secret, and neither is the sense that the stuff we’re watching on the news isn’t really “news” — only adds a level of complexity to the job.

ABC7’s Dallas Raines tells amazing stories and finds the drama buried within the dry prattle of meteorology. FOX 11’s Mark Thompson is the guy who always makes us laugh, whom we look forward to hanging out with after a tough day at work. And for those of us too young to have ever seen the bow-tied Dr. George Fischbeck of Eyewitness News in action, KNBC’s Coleman is a father figure — good sense and stability personified. CBS 2’s Johnny Mountain, meanwhile, with his shock of cottony-white hair and jolly delivery, is the Santa Claus of weather. There would have been much to ask him — he claims to be a journalist because he has “low self-esteem,” and his favorite author is the “person who wrote Find Waldo” — but alas, I did not meet the criteria he specifies in his official KCBS bio (his dream interview: “Myself to me”), and he alone among L. A.’s four major weathercasters is unprofiled here.

Of course, the friendly, nonthreatening so-called “weathergirl” has always played a part in the news package. But only lately is she coming to prominence as a bona-fide weather woman. It used to be that the weather desk was the only way a woman could break into TV news. Before the appearance of the straight-talking, helmet-haired female co-anchors of the ’70s and ’80s, reporting on murders and wars was mostly a boys’ game. But as competition from cable networks and alternative infotainment sources increased, and as our local stations tried desperately to reach younger viewers, our female weathercasters started dressing less and less like the silk-bloused-executive Mensa-candidate wannabes of yore. With long, sometimes-golden, sometimes-brown tresses tumbling across her tanned shoulders, and tight, plunging V-neck tops over tight jeans, Fox 11’s Jillian Reynolds (née Barberie) pioneered the Forever 21 style of weathercasting, ushering in the era of weather report as cocktail party. You could roll out of bed in the morning and count on her — or, more and more, someone like her on other stations, someone quick-witted, wholesome (but not too wholesome), naughty (but not too naughty), with sparkling eyes and a million-megawatt smile — to talk (or free-associate, since her prattle often takes on a life of its own) about wind velocities and high-pressure fronts. But now L.A.’s newest female weathercaster, KNBC’s Elita Loresca, who certainly has an FHM-approved body, is carving out a middle ground, with more modest outfits and a sweeter, less va-va-voom delivery — she is Mary Ann to Reynolds’ Ginger.

Beyond the personalities, we love weather reports almost as much for the way they break up the misery of the news of the day. Grounded in science and numbers, weather and sports segments bookend the Dadaist masterpiece that is the daily news presentation.

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  • woot 06/19/2008 11:34:00 PM

    Re Elita, many take her seriously...as in she's seriously hot!

  • Quncy 06/18/2008 10:01:00 PM

    Elita Loresca: Human floatation device. WHo takes her seriously?

  • Carlo 06/14/2008 8:29:00 PM

    Cool article. Well written. I like Mark Thompson on Fox---seems like a cool dude...and I'd hang out with any of the girls.

  • teresa tedesco 06/12/2008 9:15:00 PM

    thanks for the article.

  • teresa tedesco 06/12/2008 9:08:00 PM

    interesting, but since I live on the east coast, I just skimmed the report/article. Thanks, anyway.

  • ilovestormyweather 06/11/2008 8:05:00 AM

    i forgot to say Thankyou for this story laweekly. great read. the comments have been interesting, too.

  • WhereIsJackie 06/10/2008 10:12:00 PM

    Seriously, I cannot believe there was no mention of Jackie Johnson.... she is the greatest LA weather person hands-down... almost better than her sweater steaks are the fashion sense of the sweaters themselves... plus she has the cutest mix of blonde bombshell and weather geek The person who wrote this lame article MUST be a chick or a gay man, right? Or someone who moved to LA last month? Sheesh.

  • Rick Moors 06/10/2008 8:38:00 PM

    Nice try Bernice, but you can see from most of these responses where most L.A. Weekly readers reside on the evolutionary totem pole. Leave them to their remote controls and Diet Cokes, and thanks for trying Rick

  • ilovestormyweather 06/10/2008 11:10:00 AM

    Dallas Rains is HOT. Mark Thompson is also hot. those two are my favorites.

  • Tom 06/10/2008 9:48:00 AM

    LA Weekly is way off...Jackie Johnson is the "girl next door" personified! Do your homework! Jackie turned down a PAID photo shoot for Playboy while Elita took her clothes off for FHM exposing her fake "footballs"

  • nycfan 06/10/2008 9:03:00 AM

    did you see the pics in FHM? not a "girl next door"!!! are those footballs elita got implanted??

  • Bernice Carlson 06/10/2008 8:29:00 AM

    Some further references for those who "enjoyed" the story immensly or are otherwise "amused:" KNBC 4 TOXIC SKY PART 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDMJCTFslw KNBC 4 TOXIC SKY PART 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev8AMhkesuo

  • JJfanNYC 06/10/2008 7:38:00 AM

    and maria quiban is better looking and more of a "girl next door" than Elita too! what are you thinking??

  • Kyle 06/10/2008 4:19:00 AM

    "Weather mannequins" great line. Thanks LAWeekly for this story. Enjoyed it immensely. Also enjoying the comments. Not as well written as the original article but still enjoyable.

  • Rick Moors 06/10/2008 3:38:00 AM

    You're quite right, Bernice, these weather mannequins and the L.A. Weekly are comically clueless. Here's a brief pictoral history of USAF weather manipulation is southern California since 1999. I defy any of these fake TV meteorologists to provide a competent explanation for any of these photos. http://www.flickr.com/groups/689119@N24/ Rick Moors

  • S.A. 06/10/2008 3:37:00 AM

    Here is the real weather forcast that these creeps just won't tell us: YOU ARE BREATHING ETHYLENE DIBROMIDE, NANO-PARTICULATES OF ALUMINUM AND BARIUM AND CATIONIC POLYMER FIBERS WITH UNIDENTIFIED BIOACTIVE MATERIAL. "Biologic components have been reported in airborne samples that include: modified molds, desiccated red blood cells and exotic strains of bacteria." Welcome to the brave new world of toxic barium skies, weather control, mind control and population control through the use of chemtrails modulated with electromagnetic frequencies generated by HAARP. Our health is under attack as evidenced by the skyrocketing rates of chemtrail induced lung cancer, asthma and pulmonary/respiratory problems. Our natural environment and planetary weather systems are under attack resulting in freak lightening strikes, bizarre weather, 20% less sunlight reaching the Earth' surface, the alarming, nearly complete collapse in certain areas of the west coast marine ecosystem and the creation of some of the largest tornadoes and hurricanes on record. Our skies are increasingly hazed over with fake barium/ aluminum particulate, ethylene dibromide chemtrail clouds. Whether in the atmosphere or in the Ocean this added particulate matter is a hazard to the health of every living thing on this planet. My health and the health of my family has already been drastically affected. There is a main-stream media blackout on this subject so the only way to get the word out is by word of mouth.

  • Bernice Carlson 06/09/2008 6:56:00 PM

    The weather-casters are a cult of personality. They actually have their heads in the sand regarding the weather, as do most viewers. Why has our sky become so white in the last 8 years or so? Might it have something to do with the effects of incessant aerosol trails emanating from silent but visible jet aircraft secretly yet openly spraying the atmosphere? The weather is in fact being manipulated, big time. The mainstream media, even the LA WEEKLY has neglected to investigate and report on this important topic. Yet if you Google the expression CHEMTRAILS, see how many hits you get. I just did, and got about 1,350,000 not including videos. The news is not the only thing that is being spun; so are the weather reports. Wake up!

  • John Jeykis 06/09/2008 5:36:00 PM

    Let's not forget the best Meteorologist online in Southern California. Kevin Martin - OWSweather.com Nothing beats it. Predicts tornadoes local as well and nails them.

  • cismet87 06/07/2008 6:50:00 AM

    hey pseudonym-for-free-ticky, Ya, i know where the spell check is. Tho how hard is it to spell that word correctly that you would need a computer to check it for you? i don't know what rag you're reading, but these were fun. to each his own i guess. i for one liked them. I thought they were hilarious. so call me an idiot if you want. IMHO, re the Weekly, if you don't like it don't read it! seriously. No one will miss you.

  • rummy 06/07/2008 3:27:00 AM

    this article was as annoying as a jillian reynolds weather report. i'm done with this rag!

  • free ticky burden 06/07/2008 12:09:00 AM

    these last few comments, particularly cismet97's, pretty much confirm the drivel, and that L.A. Weekly has found its target audience: Idiots. Hey, cismet, congratulations, you found the spell check.

  • cismet87 06/06/2008 10:11:00 AM

    Lu Parker...talk about stanky old meat. No thanks. Gimme sweet young island babes anyday.

  • Ram Dass 06/06/2008 1:45:00 AM

    What about Lu Parker on KTLA? She's a former Miss USA and runner~up Miss Universe. Totally hot, and better ta-tas and gams than any dirty Flip.

  • LA Weekly Reader 06/05/2008 11:36:00 PM

    What about Jackie Johnson? Jeez.

  • Maryanne N. Ramos 06/05/2008 10:36:00 PM

    Love that they put a Filipino chick on the cover.

  • cismet87 06/05/2008 10:30:00 PM

    yo psuedonym, learn how to spell pseudonym for one. guess you're talkin' bout yourself there with the drivel, yeah. these profiles kick ass. LAWEEKLY rocks as always.

  • Jay 06/05/2008 9:31:00 PM

    Hey psuedonym, it's the La Vida section. What exactly do you want or expect them to cover? Would you prefer the LA Times equivalent, The Guide, and their front page article on an actress and her favorite vegan restaurants? What drivel, RIP LA Times?

  • psuedonym 06/05/2008 8:33:00 PM

    This story is the final nail in the coffin. What drivel. RIP, LA Weekly.

  • km 06/05/2008 4:51:00 AM

    I always wondered about what those people were like. Thank you for these behind the scenes articles. I feel like i know them now.

 

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