“Skinny Zip” and “Skinny Zip Overhaul” by Ksubi. The skinny jean with a twist, for twisted rocker-surfer-skater-art-punks and those who approve of live rats running down catwalks. Available at Barney’s, 189 the Grove Dr., (323) 761-5255 or www.ksubi.com.
SkinnyJeans by Catherine Hart. They will make your butt look less big using the latest in denim camouflage and smoke-and-mirrors technology. $178. Available at Linda McNair Fine Apparel & Jewelry, 8555 Sunset Blvd., W. Hlywd., (310) 659-9880; or Bettina Duncan at Fred Segal, 420 Broadway, Santa Monica, (310) 394-4787 or www.skinnyjeans.com.
“Lucie,” “Roxanne” and “Sophie” by 7 for All Mankind. Get these skinny girls fast, because it’s wide legs and flares for its spring and summer line. $149–$198. Available at 7 for All Mankind, 100 S. Robertson Blvd., (310) 385-9540 or www.7forallmankind.com.
“The Stilt” by Adriano Goldschmied. Thick, rigid denim with the smallest bit of stretch to make your leg thin as a peg leg. $176. Available at Adriano Goldschmied, 107 S. Robertson Blvd., (310) 247-3222.
The Blues Jean Bar. Personal jeans shopping and consultation, private catered lunches or after-hours “jean parties” by reservation, 10 percent off purchases during happy hour, Fridays, 4 to 6 p.m. 1409 Montana Ave., Santa Monica, (310) 656-7898 www.thebluesjeanbar.com.