Every day, I walk past Ed Begley Jr.'s house. (Yes, I will tell you where it is, for a new car.) He has the most amazing front garden full of fruit trees, rosemary and lavender shrubs, drought-resistant plants, etc. Supposedly, his white picket fence is made from recycled plastic milk jugs. I call it "Ed's Big Garden of Guilt," because that is how it makes me feel. Mission accomplished, Mr. Begley! Junior! One can only imagine the energy-saving goings-on inside the solar-powered house. Begley signs Living Like Ed: A Guide to the Eco-Friendly Life
, which is printed on paper from his own recycled toenail clippings. It should also be noted that he regularly wears Birkenstocks with white socks, which the earth does not approve of.
Tue., Feb. 26, 7 p.m., 2008