By Michael Goldstein
By Dennis Romero
By Sarah Fenske
By Matthew Mullins
By Patrick Range McDonald
By LA Weekly
By Dennis Romero
By Simone Wilson
Off the MAP
Daniel Hernandez woke up one day and thought himself a Prince. As a writer, he wondered how he could convince the world of this brilliant revelation. Why, write an article, of course! But it needed a socially relevant twist. Then he remembered that not only is he a Prince, but he is also Mexican-American. Hence the birth of the MAP [“¡Mas Suave!,” April 13–19].
What is a MAP? Hernandez dedicated page after page to this mythical creature in the L.A. Weekly. MAP shout-outs in his article include Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, actor Mario Lopez, singer Ritchie Valens and boxer Oscar de la Hoya. The writer salutes men with whom he aspires to share Princehood. Apart from this criterion, it’s difficult to pinpoint exactly what constitutes a MAP.
As a Mexican American Queen (MAQ), I am here to read between the lines and bring some clarity to this nebulous creature. Hernandez’s MAPs are men who still use the “H” word (Hispanic), are blissfully assimilated to American culture, use their cultural capital (or Mexican background) to pull at heartstrings and get ahead without necessarily giving back to the communities they come from, and belong to the High-spanic economic upper crust.
Who they are not reveals just as much. Consider who is banished from the kingdom: day laborers, undocumented citizens, actual lowriders and mechanics, dark-skinned Mexican-Americans, and that iconic lazy Mexican who proverbially leans against a cactus to nap.
Hernandez’s article can be read as an innocent and humorous exercise playing on a Mexican-American type that decorates the covers of Hispanic and Ciudad magazines. Funny, until it becomes evident that his definition is all-around elitist. If his point is to construct a new stereotype, one that is “positive” and authored by a Mexican-American himself, then congratulations to Prince Hernandez for reproducing the gringo model of dealing with people of color through simplistic lenses. Positive or negative, I don’t appreciate new stereotypes to qualify the men of my culture.
Readers of this article will inevitably be standing at a party or sipping mojitos at a bar and attempt to describe a MAP in their own language. Let’s hope in the process more racist and classist attitudes are not perpetuated. Just imagine: “I’m dating a MAP, not a wetback!” Or, “A MAP is the opposite of a lazy Mexican.” Get my drift? We can’t control what people will do with our images, words and inventions, so as writers and artists it’s safer to be responsible.
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