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Eel MetererOne who wrote poems about eels. When the eels proved amphibious and began walking on land, they became objects of deep and fearful fascination. And so many folktales were spawned of Dan Crate, the Brackish Man, who tied eels together to build a rope ladder to the clouds, and at the same time of Sleek Cynthia, the noble eel who stared down the sea.

Eel Tonguer One who learned the language of the eels.

Eel-OrphanA human child raised by eels after his parents had died or willingly given him up to become an eel tonguer. The eel tonguer’s parents were usually held in high regard for their sacrifice, though one printed memoir by an eel-orphan, The Eel-Boy’s Confession and Spelling Handbook, suggested that the author was much happier with the eels.

Rod-ManAlso known as an eelpoker. Self-explanatory.

John Hodgman will be reading at the REDCAT Theater at 8 p.m. on Sat., Feb. 11, and at Book Soup at 7 p.m. on Mon., Feb. 13.

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