“Oh, hey,” I said. “That reminds me. About six years ago, I was in this —”
“— porno store?” said Jeffrey.
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“Holy fucking shit! That’s exactly what I was going to say!”
“Yeah,” said Jeffrey. “That happens sometimes.”
“It does?”
“Yeah. I have psychics on both sides of my family. Grandmother Vallance used to have a fortunetelling shop in Long Beach. And, on my mother’s side, my great-great-uncle was a world-famous psychic. The NYPD used to bring him from Norway to New York to help find bodies.”
“Wow.”
“Yeah.”
“Wow. Anyway, about six years ago, I was in this porno store, and they were selling ‘Polynesian Butt Plugs.’ Did you know I was going to say that, too?”
“No.”
“Good. I’m glad.” And I really was glad.
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