U2 at Staples Center, April 5 For those of us whove gone two decades between U2 concerts, the biggest surprise during Tuesdays opener of a two-night Staples stand was that Bono can still sing as high and clean and powerful as ever. That world-weary husk hes been deploying the last couple records is just another tool in the voice-box. And despite the numerous reasons he deserves a supersized cream pie in the face (Africa tours with the treasury secretary; whos gonna ride your wild horses?; a thousand pairs of terrible sunglasses), the Irish runt remains a captivating and convincing front man. Bono and the boys stalked onto the stage and took a lap around a catwalk-loop, looking like they were itching for a bar fight, then launched straight into two songs off How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb (playing seven songs from the new album in all). They then pleasured us fogeys with Electric Co. and the dirty dirge Into the Heart off 1980s Boy. U2 rediscovered five years ago that there was a great band beneath the ever-increasing layers of studio production, and the Vertigo tour is designed to show that off, particularly the inhuman abilities of The Edge, who executed a perfect descending falsetto harmony on The Fly while finishing off a climbing delay-pedal solo with an entirely different rhythm. Bastard. The gooey center of the show, though, was Bonos We Are the World politics. Introspective numbers like Where the Streets Have No Name and One were turned into Third World/MLK anthems; the junkie song Running To Stand Still was dedicated to Daniel Pearl and all the brave men and women in the military; and the biggest applause line of the night was the scrolling text of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (no lie). It really shouldnt work, but it does. Bono has just enough glam in his Catholic soul to know when to pull back on the saint business, and his band has enough good songs to make two hours seem short. Ill save the cream pie for next time.
LOW, PEDRO THE LION at El Rey, March 31 One of the last times I was at El Rey, Peaches climbed the rafters like a mad lioness while the rogue Mexican boys shouted their approval; tonight its the pea-soup presence of Pedro the Lion, a.k.a. David Bazan, schlumpy in his too-big blue button-down. The crowd feels wispier than a field of daisies; Bazans silky, saturnine guitar work and dust-magnet voice are nearly inconsequential. Rafter-climbing and monitor-humping arent necessary, but a flash of showmanship couldnt hurt. Near the end, the crowd excluding Pedros devoted awkward-Christian-hipster set starts stirring, but perhaps its Low anticipation. Those hopes are quickly dashed, or so it would seem. After Monkey, with terse keys and Mimi Parkers blood-simple drums, guitarist/vocalist (and Parkers husband) Alan Sparhawk announces Parker has the flu. She wont be singing, but heres your cable T.V. show theme song, he offers giddily in his introduction to California. Without Parkers harmonies, Sparhawk pours himself into the songs amber and frayed melody visibly concentrating, sometimes straining. Not perfect but still profound, his singing easily tops anything on The Great Destroyer. From there, the evening winds into Lows typical territory: slow, warm-as-wax numbers that leave the wings of El Rey resembling a church lock-in come 4 a.m. bodies sprawled and slumping, a few dead asleep. No matter. Sparhawk, seemingly electrified at the prospect of carrying the night, throws his share of curveballs with charming non sequiturs my guitar is signed by Chuck D, so thats proof Im not soft and by unexpectedly planting his face in his guitar and teething the strings during Everybodys Song. Its not Motley Crue: Its primitive. Minimal.
PARTIES, GOSSIP, STARS & SHIT Monday, April 4, was Moby Day at The W Hotel, as the ad mens favorite beat nerd celebrated his new disc, titled yep Hotel, with a free-yet-exclusive acoustic performance (and actually, not so gratis after the $14 parking and $15 cocktails). Euro accents, sassy starlets Jennifer Tilly and Alexis Arquette, and a bevy of fellow baldies (including NBC programming head Jeff Zucker, who blocked our view the whole night) filled the pool area to get some unplugged Play, but it was local lads The Adored (Mobys new V2 labelmates) who stood out like parrots in a chicken coop. The plucky punksters headlined the one-year anniversary of Ruby Tuesdays the following night at The Key Club, where jailbait thrashers including Hellcat signees Orange played rock star, while well-wishers including Tokio/Star Shoes Johnny Nixon, Debbie Harry/Cher/Madonna designer Michael Schmidt and party king Bryan Rabin dug the multigenerational jamboree. Hopped across the street to The Viper Room, where Balthazar Getty twiddled knobs with electro-folkpop outfit Ringside. The show brought out the trust-fund set, including booze heiress Carolina Bacardi (with cameraman; shes rumored to be working on her own reality show . . . hopefully not another Rich Girls); Playmate Colleen Shannon; and the dudes from Daft Punk. The Kings of Leon chilled after their U2 gig at Staples in a decidedly cozier space the V Rooms private downstairs grotto. La dee dah, indeed . . . In other news of the bald, how is it that Beck could not pull off one actually secret show in L.A., while the supertall, superbald, superhot (yes) Billy Corgan was able to go virtually unnoticed at The Troubadour Monday, April 4? Corgan graced the stage to play with legendary Pumpkins skinsman Jimmy Chamberlins new solo project (Corgan + Chamberlin = unfuckingbelievable). One guy at the show looked eerily like Tobey Maguire dressed as Oliver Twist (no confirmation). At the March 31 Juxtapoz-sponsored screening of John Roeckers new claymation gorefest, Live Freaky, Die Freaky (at The Vista), it was hard to tell the difference between punk and just plain offensive. Note: Naked claymate women engaged in graphic sex = so not hot. Voice-over star Billie Joe Armstrong, on the other hand, has a knack for quasi-Midwestern accents. Who knew? In attendance and stealthily slipping out during credits were Tony Kanal and Adrian Young of No Doubt. Also present: Green Days Armstrong and Mike Dirnt, Rancids Tim Armstrong, The Distillers Kim Chi and Jen Johnson of F Minus. The lovely, corseted Jane Wiedlin hosted the after-party where Death by Stereos Efrem Schulz rocked the wet underwear contest. Finally, Fischerspooner invaded Cinespace Tuesday, April 5 . . . thanks for the free vodka it helped us forget the fashion and get some action!
Lina Lecaro and Tatiana Simonian