By Hillel Aron
By Joseph Tsidulko
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By Jill Stewart
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The curse of the second term — it’s been around for decades. Clinton had Monica. Reagan had Iran-Contra. Nixon had Watergate. So what will be the "best" scandals of the Bush administration in the coming year or so? Here’s a look ahead.
Carlyle-gate. The Al Jazeera network reveals (and The New York Times confirms) that shortly before the recent election, the board of the Carlyle Group — the gargantuan global investment firm that counts the elder George Bush and former Secretary of State James Baker as advisers — voted George W. Bush a seat on its board. A sitting president on the board of a company that owns military contractors and can benefit from his decisions? The White House calls it an innocent mistake and that Carlyle’s board had passed a resolution guaranteeing Bush a spot on the board in the "unlikely event" that he was defeated. "Seems as if there was a typo in the resolution that was finally approved," a White House spokesperson explains. "And after the election, Carlyle simply forgot about it. By the way, they didn’t even bother to tell the president about it."
The Oil-for-Guns Scandal. In an operation run out of the Defense Department’s recreational-supplies division, U.S. officials — overseen by a member of a book group regularly attended by Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz — siphon oil from Iraqi supplies, sell it on the black market to North Korean representatives, and use the proceeds to buy weapons for a band of Iranian fundamentalist Christians plotting to overthrow the government of Tehran. When asked about the unfolding scandal, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld replies, "Would I want to have an unlimited budget that nobody in Congress had any say over in order to try all sorts of neat things I’d rather not read about in the papers? You betcha. Did I have any foreknowledge of this operation? Good gracious, I’d be a fool to answer that."
Americagate. In response to an "informal" suggestion from Dick Cheney to PBS — conveyed while Congress was considering the network’s budget — PBS launches a new show on United States history called Up With America. Its host is Lynne Cheney. In the first segment, she explores whether slaves brought over from Africa ended up in better living conditions than their relatives back home. The second episode is titled "The Benefits of Ignoring the Native American Experience." After the program starts airing, the White House approves a 7 percent increase in PBS funding. Asked whether there was any quid pro quo, Bush says no and adds, "Laura and I have just loved watching Antiques Roadshow and NOW With Bill Moyers." Cheney’s office maintains that he has nothing to do with Halliburton’s underwriting the series.
The Uygur Affair. As part of a plea-bargain arrangement, former Enron chief Ken Lay discloses a scheme that he says he developed with the White House to divert money in the Social Security trust fund to a private hedge fund based on Turkestan natural-gas futures. When a journalist at a press conference politely questions Bush about this, Bush remarks, "Ken? Ken who?" The reporters laugh.
The BushBucks Scandal. Under a confidential program called "Government for You," the Republican Party and the White House offer campaign contributors who raise a million dollars several special services. These donors can choose from various options: look at (but not copy) tax returns of any individual or corporation; order their own customized CIA analyses; or talk to SEC investigators about the agency’s latest probes and targets. For $2 million or more, they can have the FBI accuse a person of their choice of being connected to terrorist activities. The program is first disclosed in a private e-mail obtained by Jon Stewart and The Daily Show. Initially, the media consider it a joke. "Who you going to believe?" White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan says. "Me or an ill-mannered comic who called Tucker Carlson a ‘dick’?" But the story breaks open after a middle-class Ohio housewife comes forward and reveals that she was able to have a next-door neighbor deported after donating $2.3 million to the Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee. The money was fronted by George Soros.
The Neil Bush Sex Scandal. After being placed on the board of a semiconductor firm managed by the son of a former Chinese president, Neil Bush — brother of the U.S. president, former S&L scammer, and a fellow who knows nothing about the semiconductor businesses — receives sex from beautiful Asian women who show up unannounced at his door when he is staying in hotels in Thailand and Hong Kong . . . Oh, whoops, sorry — this scandal already happened. These revelations came out in 2003 and received little media attention.