It’s tempting to play marketer and describe the new UPN show Veronica Mars as Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Raymond Chandler. But in this smart, engaging series about a former popular girl turned crime-solving high school outcast, the hard-boiled dialogue comes from its teen protagonist’s mouth in a way that stabs any potential cutesiness in the heart with an ice pick.
"Want to know how I lost my virginity?" asks Veronica in the pilot episode. "So do I."
The line is so cruelly witty yet crushingly sad that its sting is felt long after the flashback scene that follows, showing the party and the spiked drink and the waking up to panties on the floor and the horrible, tearful realization.
We don’t know yet who raped Veronica (Kristen Bell), but we also don’t know who murdered her best friend, Lilly Kane (Amanda Seyfried) — daughter of the local software billionaire Jake Kane (Kyle Secor) — and what other skeletons lie behind the arrogant, corrupting wealth in the fictional beachside town of Neptune, California. Veronica is keen to dig, though, because not only did the investigation destroy the career of her sheriff dad (Enrico Colantoni) after he single-mindedly pursued Lilly’s father, but the outcome — somebody else was arrested — humiliated Veronica’s status-conscious mother into fleeing. It’s almost a side note for Veronica that she was unceremoniously dumped as a girlfriend by Lilly’s brother Duncan (Teddy Dunn) and made into a school pariah, because in response Veronica simply reinvented herself. Dad now runs a private-detective agency and whip-smart, resourceful Veronica plays secretary, but it’s clear who the real Marlowe descendant is. By the end of the pilot, she’s outwitted a persecuting principal, casually tazed a threatening bully, exposed a dishonest sheriff and saved a kid from a biker gang’s relentless hazing. What she hasn’t done is figured out a way back into the in-crowd, a mystery that truly leaves Veronica — pardon the teen culture reference — clueless.
The Buffy comparisons are obvious: Creator/executive producer Rob Thomas has taken a timeworn genre and connected its trappings to adolescent angst. On Buffy, it was horror as high school: The spawning of creatures from hell was a rich metaphoric playground for the tempestuous realities of getting older. On Veronica, the resolute independence of its lead character is a given from episode one. What the gumshoe fiction template does, then, is showcase how much teenagers are desperate to make sense of, or find the solution to, the chaotic ups and downs of their world. And just like Buffy assembled her own Scooby gang of misfits to battle their literal and figurative demons, the Veronica writers are letting their heroine recruit outsiders to her cause — so far a picked-on but jovial African-American kid named Wallace (Percy Daggs III), the Watson to Veronica’s Sherlock.
But there’s a mild supernatural angle to Veronica, too, in that Lilly Kane, although dead, is a recurring character. This is mostly due to gauzily shot, kaleidoscopically colored flashbacks in which Veronica replays scenes from their idyllic friendship that act as both nostalgia and nagging uncertainty. Even Lilly’s brother encounters his dead sister, as a blood-drenched hallucination, in one episode. And after the Lynchian brilliance of Lilly’s portentous last words to Veronica before her death — "I’ve got a secret, a good one!" — delivered while the carefree gal pals are in short shorts bouncily scrubbing autos at a dance-team car-wash fund-raiser, it seems the doomed innocence of Laura Palmer is alive/dead and well in TV mythology land.
Buffy and
Twin Peaks aren’t the only cult reference points upon which
Veronica Mars is hoping to build fans. There’s also a vibey shout-out to Fox’s gleaming guilty pleasure
The O.C., which smartly found room in the teen drama backpack to shove in a wish-fulfillment scenario regarding class divisions, and the brilliantly commercial notion that juxtaposing bad kid behavior with bad grownup behavior — and even bad grandpa behavior — is like getting two or three times the lather from one nighttime soap. There have been a couple of
O.C. knockoffs so far, including the beach resort cheesefest
North Shore and the WB’s alpine family potboiler
The Mountain, but they have more of a lazy tawdriness to them. What
The O.C. does is dish out the scabrously funny with the scandalously serious so you can laugh and gasp, even groan, at all the suicide attempts, inappropriate sexual couplings and dirty dealing without feeling like your TV jones had horribly regressed.
The O.C. is the smart aleck’s soap.
Veronica Mars covers similar territory. It puts both teens and adults under its microscope, everyone talks in a kind of circular-logic, post–
Dawson’s Creek sarcasm, and it revels in outlandish plot details, but it’s also refreshingly ambitious and thematically sound. In a recent episode, Veronica helped a squeaky-voiced kid who swore his dad was alive somewhere even though his mother claims he’d died. After some clever investigative work — sending out a fake scholarship letter to hundreds of namesakes in the hopes of appealing to a missing dad’s interest in his son — Veronica tracks the guy down in San Diego, only to find that
John Smith is now
Julia Smith. But she is also a re-energized parent eager to play a role again in a son’s life. On probably any other show — especially on a perpetual also-ran network like UPN — transsexuality so early in a series’ existence might have seemed like just another sensational ratings ploy, but here it was not only a truly surprising ending but a surprisingly touching ending, for it spoke straight to Veronica’s own conflicted feelings about a mother who fled, and also to the grand motif of a show about secrets and people who aren’t who they say they are. And in much the way all the real estate squabbling on
The O.C. slyly mirrors the many emotional boundaries transgressed among the characters, on
Veronica there’s a wonderful kickback effect to the idea that while Jake Kane’s technology money owns the town, it’s Veronica’s low-tech ingenuity that is likely to bring it crashing down.
