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Why do you suppose people are fascinated by girls? I asked. What do you think is the difference between being a girl and being a woman?
Im sorry but I dont understand the question, she answered. I dont know how to articulate it. And the more I considered it, the more I thought she was right. Maybe there was no good answer. Maybe I didnt understand the question either.
Abruptly the music ended, and as quickly and unexpectedly as they had materialized the dancing girls were gone. Vanished into the muggy Long Beach midafternoon, perhaps to pelt each other with teddy bears, perhaps to part-time jobs at Jamba Juice, perhaps to melt into the frothy California surf. You just had no idea.
The white-haired, wheelchair-bound Ray Bradbury, author of such fantasy classics as Fahrenheit 451, was being rolled around Comic Con. He wore chunky glasses and a tweed sport coat, and appeared virtually mute as he pointed his handler in the direction of the booth for Sonoma Gallery. I know what he sees, said the handler, and I dont think its Barbie. The gallerys specialty was sexed-up porcelain sculptures with names like The Bride. The tops of her stockings were visible, and her train was nonexistent.
Bradbury was not alone. The only reason Id come to 2003s Comic Con International was to get sexy with my fellow geeks, and it looked as if Id blown my best chances: Id missed the Klingon ascension ritual. Id also missed Friday nights Klingon Lifestyle presentation. And Halle Storm Berry and Angelina Lara Croft Jolie had already fulfilled their contractually obligated meet-and-greets and gotten the hell out of the San Diego Convention Center two more instances when the hormone levels would have been running high.
Though 60,000 of us were here, we geeks are shy, and need all the social lubricant we can get. I knew I should have come in costume. How else was I supposed to start a conversation? All around me, pointy prosthetic ears poked alluringly through limp locks of unwashed hair; wan goth girls with lip piercings and 6-inch platforms abounded. But the mere scent of geek love was not enough. The scent, the scent . . . its a bit like the odor of non-archival Mylar, yellowing with mildew in a humid room.
Looking for some action in Artists Alley, I visited the booth for Who Wants To Be a Superhero?, a reality show set to debut on the WB in January 2004. The shows producer, Aliyah Silverstein, had already lined up a bunch of prospects Budget Man, Action Folk Singer Man, Man-Man yet she continued to trawl for candidates.
Are you interested in becoming a superhero? she called to a freckled boy, about 15, wearing baggy shorts and a big gray T-shirt.
Im not really of the superhero build, the kid said. He lifted an arm, weighted down with a plastic bag of convention swag, and indicated his pudgy chest. There are very precise notions about where superheroes are supposed to bulge.
A squinty-eyed blond guy with a weeks growth of beard and a sailor cap dropped by to say hello. His name was Steve Ruddy, and he had applied earlier that afternoon as Sea Wolf pirate by day, wolf by night!
Im from the Superfun Toy Company, said Ruddy, as I accompanied him to his own booth, in row 4800. Were here hangin out and promotin, trying to introduce the Toxic Teddies. Theyre like New Age tools for living.
At Ruddys booth, an idyllic diorama of figurines was laid out on a card table. There were eight to choose from, with names such as BiPolar Bear (complete with straitjacket), Rubba Bear (with leather bondage mask) and Smackie Bear (with hypodermic).
Dont take that one the wrong way, said Ruddys partner, Joe Reginella. Hes diabetic.
Ruddy and Reginella had traveled all the way from New York with their bears. Joe and I have been friends since high school, said Ruddy. We met because Id heard Joe had every issue of Fangoria, the hora magazine.
Horror? I asked.
There are other products like this, said Reginella. You know, you squeeze the bear, and it curses.
But thats a little lowbrow, said Ruddy.
Were trying to bring it up a level, said Reginella, folding the diorama into itself, to show how it doubled as a child-size coffin. It was made by master carpenters, he added.
I asked if any other exhibitors boasted comparable craftsmanship, and by way of answer Ruddy took me to the Plastic Fantasy booth. The Superfun duo had bonded with that companys president, Jerry Macaluso, because they were all from Brooklyn.