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Cindy the Sex Sheriff

Naked Westside politics gives rise to lap-dance ban

In the meantime, Sheriff Cindy, you’re fighting a losing battle. My educated guess is that groping, fondling and all sorts of illicit sex are going to steam right ahead with or without your silly law. Unless, of course, you decide to aerial-spray some of your constituent neighborhoods with saltpeter. Now that’s a measure even I might support.

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