Rockie Horoscope

Capricorn

Who holds down the fort? Goats do! With an occasional assist from a Bull or an Eagle, i.e., a well-grounded Taurus or an enlightened Scorpio. The Capricorn's Christmas season this year centers on you, as always, and your interpretation of the news you hear, the information you receive. Having Mercury in your sign not only makes you more perceptive, it also increases your ability to communicate. Mercury in Capricorn brooks no bullshit, so go ahead, make plans, map out the coming year. Just tell someone who cares what's on your mind.

Aquarius

The focus is so not on you this holiday season, you might as well fade into the woodwork or become an anonymous elf in Santa's workshop. It's your significant other, or others, the business partner, your boss or an attractive client, who'll command the attention. It's also possible that a parent could manipulate you into doing what you'd rather not. Under the circumstances, go with the flow (not an easy thing for a fixed sign such as yours) and enjoy whatever wretched excess the others are planning.

Pisces

It suddenly dawned on me that Santa Claus must be a Pisces. No other sign is as popular this time of year. Who else spreads so much joy? What other sign could become such a famous spokesman for the wholesale consumption of mood-altering substances like glogg and eggnog? Then there's that sweet tooth, and all the cookies. Well, you know your role this season. Give everything you've got, agree to be worshipped from afar, do the impossible, make headlines, and once Xmas is over, arrange to disappear for a while.