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Understatement isnt Takis style. Mocking Hollywood liberals for turning into conservative property-rights advocates when some kids accidentally crossed the line onto David Geffens beach, he wrote: This sand is my sand, according to the rich, lefty pricks, and to hell with children when it comes to my privacy. A typical Taki commentary will contain sentences such as May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits and It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Belgian foreign minister, Louis Michel, was born of the union between a cockroach and a cow. Perhaps all you need to know about Taki is that he was the favorite columnist of both Jesse Helms -- no surprise there -- and Joseph Heller, the leftist author of one of the funniest books of the 20th century, Catch-22. That Heller was a fan is something Taki learned only recently, when he met the novelists widow at a party. When he asked why Heller had liked him so much, he was told: Because you hate everybody! You hate the modern world!
For the last few years, Takis only American outlet (hes much better known in Britain than here) has been New York Press, where, until recently, he edited a stand-alone section called Takis Top Drawer. This summer, he left the alternative weekly in order to launch his new venture with Buchanan. Russ Smith, Press owner, says he was sorry to see him go. Not only was Takis section popular with readers, but Taki himself was a personal favorite with the staff.
Takis a great guy, a great fellow. Hes remarkably fit, and a superb athlete who looks 15 years younger than his age, Smith says. To me, hes the Keith Richards of journalism, because he really does drink enormously. Hell stay out until 4 in the morning, then get up at 7 and play tennis. Then he can meet you for lunch in a suit and tie, and youd never guess that hed been out all night. Hes a terrific storyteller, a real gentleman in the old-fashioned European style, and a lot of fun to be around -- a lot of fun.
At its best, Top Drawer was one of the liveliest newspaper sections in the country, featuring the philosophical musings of Jim Holt, the social mishaps of Toby Young, and the political analysis, or satire in some cases, of Taki, George Szamuely, Scott McConnell, Charles Glass and others. There was also the occasional contribution by Claus von Bulow and the even more ghoulish-sounding Clement von Franckenstein (actually a Hollywood actor). Given TACs tiny circulation (15,000 versus New York Press 115,000), I ask if Taki isnt making a mistake by changing gigs.
I wanted to have some kind of voice with people who count, Taki replies. I dont mean it to sound snobby. Its nice to be read by someone who might draft a law or something. And thats what were doing. Were targeting those people. Were sending it to every fucking policy wonk in Washington. Ive had my run, Ive had 35 years as a journalist, and now I want a little bit more gravitas. Im not going to be writing about how I got drunk and fell on the floor and chased some pussy.
Still, even if Taki isnt writing about his drunken exploits for TAC (he saves them for his Spectator column), he doesnt yet sound like the typical Washington drone. Far from it. By TACs second issue he was already in full draconian mode, suggesting that sports stars who beat up women should be flogged rather than fined. There was more talk of thrashings two columns later, when he recalled how after Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa against Salman Rushdie, he and Buchanan were not overly moved by the novelists plight. If memory serves, Taki wrote, Pat suggested that the Anglo-Indian go to Nicaragua for help, Rushdie having advertised the Sandinistas as the best government on the planet. My suggestion was a good beating by the faithful, perhaps even a kneecapping.
In person, Taki sounds a lot less reactionary than he does in print. (I do that to piss off politically correct journalists, he says when I bring up his remarks about flogging.) Nor does he see eye to eye with Buchanan on some of the social issues, like abortion, though he is very tactful about it. Look, I disagree with him, he says, and in view of the fact that I havent been a saint as far as thats concerned at various times in my life, Im not going to be a hypocrite about it. But you know, hes very devout, and I respect that.