”And we had this one skinny little guy about 55 years old audition in New York,“ recalls Friend. ”He made good money at his job but basically auditioned to show that he had the biggest cock in New York. You get little golden moments like that.“
For now, Morley and Friend are living it up at West Hollywood’s Le Montrose, riding high on a tour they never thought would last beyond two years. Still, they have no plans to pump up and change their act to keep it new.
”We‘ll just milk this cash cow for whatever we can,“ says Morley, ”and then move on with our lives.“
Puppetry of the Penis previews Tuesday and Wednesday, August 13 and 14, at the Coronet Theater, 366 N. La Cienega Blvd., West Hollywood. It opens on Friday, August 16, 7 p.m., and runs indefinitely Tuesday through Thursday at 8 p.m., Friday through Saturday at 7 and 9:30 p.m., and Sunday at 7 p.m. Call (310) 657-7377.