Sorry to have fucked with your evolutionary path. If Charles Dickens has anything to say about it, after I die my shackled spirit will roam this Earth draped in a chain of chickens, who, given the sentient wherewithal, will peck the fuck out of me.
Lamentably,
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RESOURCES
Incubation and Embryology Project at University of Illinois Extension (www.urbanext.uiuc.edueggsindex.html)
How To Get a Head in Fast Food Without Really Trying(www.breakthechain.orgexclusivesmcchicken.html)
Chicken Factory(www.chickenfactoryandmore.com)
The Chicken Factory Farm(www.hsus.orgace11528)
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