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2001 In Review 

Wednesday, Dec 26 2001
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Illustration by Mike Lee

001. Jack Lemmon

002. Ketchup

003. Caviar

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004. Kahokia Mounds

005. Arrowheads

006. Zero Percent Financing

007. Ashcroft Satan

008. Ned the Juggling Amoeba-Boy

009. Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew

010. Urban Elevator Camouflage

011. Factual Evidence

012. Will work for fast-food stamps

013. Receding Airlines

014. Glimpse adjacent car perfect life cancer

015. Attack of the Pythogenic Wal-Martians

016. Spandex Burka Bikini Fever

017. Solo Debt Chills

018. Britney Spears: 12 billion

019. Gandhi: 19

020. Rumsfeld Smirksquintmania, Sucka!

021. Give Stephen Colbert more money

022. Satan’s Little Telemarketers

023. Pandora’s Pizza

024. Kentucky Blue Grass Hair Ball

025. Bunker Buster

026. Cluster Fuck

027. Good Buy

028. Mysterious letter from Arnie Miller

029. Rico Petrocelli/Sandy Koufax lawn-trimming oblivion

030. Spiro Agnew Memorial Nausea

031. Condoleezza Oil Tanker Logic

032. June Cleans Apartment

033. FDNY

034. NYPD

035. DKNY

036. Body Bag

037. Hessel Park

038. Dear Mr. and Mrs. Collateraldamage

039. We regret to inform you

040. Falwellbutrin

041. Faith-Based Evildoers

042. Jew! Git ’im, boys!

043. God Bless It

044. Gary Conditioning

045. Richard Pryor/Bill Hicks (Revelations 24:7)

046. Erythrodoxyreciprocation Fees

047. Mail-opening technique

048. Liberal Jew–Run Media

049. Commie Pinko Propagandagasm

050. Small One-Bedroom $FUCK

051. Diamond Mine AIDS

052. Commie Feggit Marine Aquarium

053. (Semper, Semper)

054. Illiterate Font Library

055. Routine Data Base

056. I Love You, Leave

057. ABM Virus

058. Cigar-box sanctions

059. Jesus Tobacco™

060. Landmine Binge

061. Creation Science Gig

062. L. Ron Fictionopoly

063. Chocolate Butterfly Fish

064. God Bless You (wet)

065. Gesundheit (dry)

066. Earthquake

067. Involuntary puppet show

068. Minimum wage: sooner do porn

069. Spy vs. Spy

070. Tahoe Mud

071. Christian of You

072. White of You

073. And then everything was allllll right

074. Osama bin Laden

075. End of Everything, etc.

076. Beginning of Everything Else, etc.

077. Eggs and Sausage

078. Gonorrhea of the Soul, Babe

079. (Applause)

080. Rusty Growls

081. Apocalypse Lite™

082. Steak and Eggs in Fishland

083. Operation Enduring Slogan

084. Flight Econtrails

085. Larry Mantel Overdrive

086. Civilians With Jobs

087. Send something to Earl

088. Mudbone was born in Tupelo

089. The shit fuck with your nervous system

090. Nonscientific Online Survey: [X] Agree

091. Nonscientific Online Survey: [X] Disagree

092. Nairobi Trio

093. Ray Dougela’s old man: Pussy! Pussy!

094. Dottievision™ Landscape

095. Monistic Parepithymia

096. When I grow up I’m gonna live in a house

097. If I grow up I’ll live in a small apartment

098. Galeanthropic Tora Bora Subingression

099. Mugwump Jeffords, thank you

100. Forte staccato two-handed Turkish gesture

101. Ashcroft weds transsexual porn star Misty Fist; details soon

102. Jeffrey moves to . . . Texas?!

103. Lagavulin 30 percent less (Trader Joe’s)

104. Chronic tongue depression

105. Undisclosed Dick Cheney tax-/bomb-shelter

106. Oldest living citizen of Beverly Hills: 39

107. Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson

108. Nonspecific paid celibacy leave

109. Carrot-top outpatient surgery

110. AOL by Allen Ginsberg

111. Dan Quayle’s Afghanistane

112. Multimillionaire Jason Alexander must sell fried chickens

113. Life on a conveyer belt

114. Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-landmine

115. Nice legs, baaaaabe . . .

116. Half-off double-penetration sale

117. Hedonophobic dentiloquist

118. Swimming pools

119. Movie stars

120. The lactose-intolerant hillbillies

121. Methadone patriots/Heroin refugees

122. Compassionate petroleum robots

123. The Death Clock (www.deathclock.com), “the Internet’s friendly reminder that life is slipping away . . . second by second.”

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