“Anyway. For all you gentlemen who are reading this article, I’d like to tell you that my tits and my ass are great now. They came back in a couple of weeks.”
Susan Tyrrell smooths away the tears that have welled up throughout this last tale, as much a product of the suddenness of the emotion as the freshness of the memory, which hasn’t yet been transmuted into the tempering anodyne of anecdote.
“That’s my life,” she says, cackling wildly. “To be continued.”
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