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”In order to save the world from sin, we must clone Jesus to initiate the Second Coming of Christ.“ So say the dozen or so members of the Second Coming Project (www.clonejesus.com). SCP cites several biblical passages in support of its project. For example, ”He will cut him to pieces.“ (Matthew 24:50 -- more at www.clonejesus.compred.html). ”Utilizing techniques pioneered at the Roslin Institute in Scotland [www.ri.bbsrc.ac.uk], by taking an incorrupt cell from one of the many Holy Relics of Jesus’ blood and body that are preserved in churches throughout the world, extracting its DNA“ and so on, SCP wishes only to clone Jesus, implant its Blueprint of the Savior as a Young Clone into some volunteer womb, then sit back and wait for the peace to begin. At press time, the birth is scheduled for 25 December 2001, so the SCP had better get cracking. But why stop with just the one? Why not clone dozens or even thousands of cute li‘l saviors? Kind of like The Boys From Brazil. But nicer.
Americans for Cloning Elvis (www.geocities.comVienna1673) See ”Second Coming Project,“ above.
Florida’s Sun-Sentinel presents The Clone Zone (www.sun-sentinel.comgraphicsentertainmentclonezone.htm), three Shockwave online cloning games: Classic Clone-O-Matic, where you mix and match sheep and cow ”DNA samples“; Celebrity Clone-O-Matic, where you do the same with Bill Clinton, Rosie O‘Donnell, Tara Lipinski, Mick Jagger and Sandra Bullock; and new Celebrity Clone-O-Matic 2, where you can make ”horrible mutant monsters“ out of Tom Cruise, Hillary Clinton, Pamela Anderson, Madonna and Leonardo DiCaprio. Over 3,000 genetic combinations in all.
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